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MacerationMacy t1_jcucyxh wrote

Poor dude. At least you learned a lesson about thinking things through next time, right?

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Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jculdlm wrote

Yup, not exactly how I wanted to learn that lesson but oh well.

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DirtFoot79 t1_jcvtjx4 wrote

I did the challenge too. While I managed to keep it down thanks to my tolerance for spice, I wish I did come up. My tender asshole does not have the same tolerance for spice as my mouth. So at about 1am it happened, I began shitting what I can only describe as the lava we've all seen in documentaries about volcanos. I was grunting and moaning loudly enough to wake my 3 year old son and scared him badly enough that he ran crying to his mom. The next morning it hurt to even sit down after all the encores that had happened through the night.

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Cindexxx t1_jcwug6i wrote

Gotta have a bidet ready to just have a constant stream of cold water.

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Dapper_Weekend8391 OP t1_jcwxbnh wrote

I had the same situation, but not from the chip. The day I ate curry with scotch bonnets ended with the most painful shit I ever had.

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Miss_Speller t1_jcvqfxk wrote

Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, experience usually comes from bad judgment...

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DirtFoot79 t1_jcvtuq1 wrote

I'll always remember this quote. I haven't seen the source but the quote is priceless.

“Experience is a cruel teacher, she gives the test first and the lessons afterwards” -Vernon Law

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aghzombies t1_jcvbd6c wrote

The cold comfort is that nobody ever learns that lesson in a fun way! Or if you're me, ADHD stops you ever learning it apparently...

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