Setthegodofchaos t1_jaw8jlr wrote on March 4, 2023 at 3:41 PM

Yogurt for your dick. Capsaicin is fat based, and dairy cancels out the capsaicin, getting rid of the sting. As for your eyes and balls .....idk how to help that. Just some advice from one random internet stranger to another. Hope this helps

a_bit2drunk OP t1_jawsu8l wrote on March 4, 2023 at 5:59 PM

I’d rather take preventative measures in future but thank you for the contingency plan

Setthegodofchaos t1_jayq415 wrote on March 5, 2023 at 2:31 AM

No prob

goshdammitfromimgur t1_jazppzw wrote on March 5, 2023 at 8:44 AM

Oil is the go. Any vegetable oil to bind the capsaicin and then wash the oil off with soapy water.

Setthegodofchaos t1_jb3739w wrote on March 6, 2023 at 2:11 AM

Also good to know