TheUselessOne87 t1_jcvdsbs wrote on March 19, 2023 at 9:13 PM

kitty is with us lol. i think it's survivable I'll go open the windows now.

edit: been a couple hours. kitty smells like nutmeg now.

WildCard90 t1_jcw0bxv wrote on March 20, 2023 at 12:03 AM

Kitty smells like nutmeg meow*

ThetaDee t1_jcx4efv wrote on March 20, 2023 at 6:07 AM

What do you think I'm a cat jumping from tree to tree all nimbly pimply like?

carcharodona t1_jcx8txv wrote on March 20, 2023 at 7:08 AM

Am i drinking milk from a saucer?

TheIncendiaryDevice t1_jcx9iks wrote on March 20, 2023 at 7:19 AM

Nimbly bimbly from tree to tree good sir

TheIncendiaryDevice t1_jcx9jss wrote on March 20, 2023 at 7:19 AM

But do you see them eating mice!?

gunnerxp t1_jcxchz8 wrote on March 20, 2023 at 8:03 AM

Now you stop laughing right meow!

Tsjernobull t1_jcxhkjv wrote on March 20, 2023 at 9:19 AM

Littering and.... Littering and....

TheDudette840 t1_jczccra wrote on March 20, 2023 at 6:32 PM

Smoking the reefer

Strugglingasshole t1_jcxi52o wrote on March 20, 2023 at 9:28 AM

These snozberries taste like snozberries

QuartzSkull t1_jd1kjlg wrote on March 21, 2023 at 4:00 AM

This thread turned into Super Troopers and I absolutely love it

VenusdellArcano t1_jcwa991 wrote on March 20, 2023 at 1:20 AM

I just about lost it at the edit. Hubby and dog are looking at me strangely

Valsarta t1_jcwjcbw wrote on March 20, 2023 at 2:31 AM

Mine are doing the same.

TheUselessOne87 t1_jcwklel wrote on March 20, 2023 at 2:41 AM

me too. i don't know these people, where are my girlfriend and cat?

TallishBobcat t1_jcwoqul wrote on March 20, 2023 at 3:17 AM

My cat's name is Nutmeg. So itd be appropriate for her. 🐈

Alas-Earwigs t1_jcwwk3z wrote on March 20, 2023 at 4:32 AM

Haha, my cat is also a Nutmeg. We also have a Saffron. Together they are the Spice Girls.

nicouise t1_jcx3dph wrote on March 20, 2023 at 5:53 AM

How cute 🥹

jilliecatt t1_jcy3fwo wrote on March 20, 2023 at 1:23 PM

I have a Potato and a Spud. They're the Tubers.

Hopeful_Cat_3227 t1_jcw6w8a wrote on March 20, 2023 at 12:53 AM

this is so adorable.

TheUselessOne87 t1_jcw7zo7 wrote on March 20, 2023 at 1:02 AM

kitty disagrees, she's very upset at us now.

Valsarta t1_jcwja5s wrote on March 20, 2023 at 2:31 AM

Omg...I'm crying...nutmeg...

ThereAre24Bees t1_jcwyhrh wrote on March 20, 2023 at 4:54 AM

It sounds like they were crying too

secondtaunting t1_jcxbktu wrote on March 20, 2023 at 7:49 AM

Is nutmeg on the cat? Because it can be deadly. Wouldn’t want kitty getting sick from grooming himself.

TheUselessOne87 t1_jcxgs3c wrote on March 20, 2023 at 9:07 AM

she hadn't gotten to the actual nutmeg yet. i think it's just the leftover spice mix in the air that had a nutmeg smell, also my nutmeg isn't in powder form, i always crush some nutmeg nuts as i need. kitty is doing great

Blueberry2736 t1_jcy72ni wrote on March 20, 2023 at 1:51 PM

You have to call the kitty nutmeg now

taks_hat t1_jcxbotn wrote on March 20, 2023 at 7:51 AM

Missed the opportunity to say "Open Windows" instead of open the windows

beachmom77 t1_jd03mal wrote on March 20, 2023 at 9:27 PM

It took me far too long to understand this comment. Mac convert since 2017. They got to me.

TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all.

beachmom77 t1_jcvdlr3 wrote on March 19, 2023 at 9:12 PM