TIFU by not keeping a secret

Submitted by Ihailfromhyrule t3_127dpad in tifu

I told my ex-boyfriend, (as of approximately 3 hours ago) that I actually like the Letterkenny Fartbook episode. We are both diehard Kenny fans, and it's safe to say it was referenced at least 100 times a day. It is known to me that the Fartbook episode is pretty much the only target of hatred in the entire show, so this came as an obvious shock to my beau of yester hour. I will never forget that look of pure, unadulterated horror, nor the harrowing, eternal silence that followed. When he finally spoke, he said "I will never be able to look you in the eyes again". Some secrets are better kept as such, and this will forever serve as a reminder.

TL;DR TIFU by telling my boyfriend I like the Letterkenny Fartbook Episode, which caused him to break it off with me.

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Squigglepig52 t1_jeekkzu wrote

A true Letterkenny fan would have said "Go ahead and give your balls a tug, titfucker."

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GratianCake t1_jeghg1u wrote

Fartbook? You're spare parts, bud.

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