mfomatratzen t1_je0yf8j wrote on March 28, 2023 at 4:57 PM

Can someone reply with a real TLDR? I feel nowadays these summaries are more of a punch line and less of an executive summary.

ThatCanajunGuy t1_je10ydv wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:14 PM

Dated a therapist. Therapist wanted to go exclusive, op wasn't ready. Turns out therapist is still with her ex an op is just a side piece

mfomatratzen t1_je11bwl wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:16 PM

Ohhhh darn, I hope OP had the personality of Olive Garden breadsticks: unlimited.

NonZeroDave OP t1_je158of wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:40 PM

I’m more of a Red Lobster - Lobsterfest guy myself

mfomatratzen t1_je15nho wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:43 PM

Haven’t been, do they have something unlimited?

NonZeroDave OP t1_je1636o wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:45 PM

I think so? Maybe it’s Shrimpfest… I haven’t been since I was a kid and was making a poor attempt at a joke lol

mfomatratzen t1_je1881x wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:59 PM

No problem, that’s why we are here for. Except on the “serious” subs duhhh Otherwise thank you, I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waiter.

apathetic_revolution t1_je118si wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:15 PM

TLDR: OP posts a long, meandering story that should have been on AITA instead of TIFU. There’s nothing worth reading in it.

NonZeroDave OP t1_je150tm wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:39 PM

Honestly that’s fair, had a few beers after dinner and posted. Could have used a sober review.