Seriously. I can’t say I’ve had this specific experience, but as you say, we’ve all had awkward and embarrassing experiences—that’s part of life. Anyone who’s ever had sex consistently knows it can be sticky, smelly, and sweaty.

I recall reading a study a while back that humans in states of sexual arousal are substantially less sensitive to unpleasant odors, gore, and a couple other categories. The theory being that sex is a pretty gross thing naturally, so our brains compensate with endorphins.

I hope everything works out, but if making your partner cum too quickly is a dealbreaker that’s just mad shallow. If I were the woman, I think I’d just be more proud than anything else.