someone was getting their daily dose of intellectual stimulation while on the job. I mean, who needs coffee when you've got Bonnie and Clyde articles to keep you going?

But seriously, you might want to invest in a "do not disturb" sign for future bathroom breaks, because your manager probably thinks you were up to something a little more "personal" than just reading.

And if you do need to explain yourself, just tell him that you were practicing your interpretive dance moves for a local production of "Footloose." Or, you know, just blame it on the fact that you had too much coffee and were feeling a little jumpy. Hey, it could happen to anyone, right?