TIFU by getting too invested into my phone and forgetting to lock the bathroom door

Submitted by PrimaryPeace78 t3_123q04q in tifu

Alright so basically about 30 minutes ago I (18M) got to go on my break, and needed to piss. I did my thing, washed my hands, but got too invested in this Bonnie and Clyde article I was reading. Without even realizing it, I put the toilet cover down, put one foot up on it, and just spent like 10 minutes reading this article, I was so invested and kept jumping from article to article.

I somehow forgot to lock the bathroom door, and so it swung open and it was my manager himself. At first he turned away and said “oh sorry” but then realized that I had just one foot up on the toilet with my phone in the other. He gave me the weirdest look and just walked away without saying anything.

How the fuck do I explain being in a masturbating position with my phone in hand while in the bathroom at work lol

TL;DR I was reading an article at work with my foot up on the toilet and my manager walked in on me and (probably) thought I was jerking off.

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sonlearn5 t1_jdvsg1f wrote

someone was getting their daily dose of intellectual stimulation while on the job. I mean, who needs coffee when you've got Bonnie and Clyde articles to keep you going?

But seriously, you might want to invest in a "do not disturb" sign for future bathroom breaks, because your manager probably thinks you were up to something a little more "personal" than just reading.

And if you do need to explain yourself, just tell him that you were practicing your interpretive dance moves for a local production of "Footloose." Or, you know, just blame it on the fact that you had too much coffee and were feeling a little jumpy. Hey, it could happen to anyone, right?

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HarryHacker42 t1_jdwk2ll wrote

If you're not reading Reddit, WTF are you doing on work time besides working?

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SwiftzCS t1_jdww5yo wrote

Bro I got one worse. I was browsing reddit on my phone, not nsfw or anything, and for whatever reason I had my hand jus chillin on my dick. Short story shorter both my bosses walk in on me. I almost cried that day.

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PassoutPierce t1_jdwx7p3 wrote

Just say your leg fell asleep and you were trying to get the blood flowing. No one will believe you.buts it's at least half ass believable. And better than you were fucking the dog on company time because you were reading

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AcrobaticSource3 t1_jdyf0xh wrote

Next time this happens immediately turn around and without even pulling up your pants run after your manager to show him that you are flaccid and therefore it is evidence that you were not in the middle of a jerk session. Then, to prove that you didn’t just finish and are now in your refractory period, get hard. Your manager will appreciate your honesty

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