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Funkymonk761 t1_jdzl8sx wrote on March 28, 2023 at 10:42 AM

Reply to comment by Lem0n_Lem0n in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo

Guys can get married.

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jdzn1u6 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:04 AM

But what about the 'having kids' part??

picklesTommyPickles t1_jdzng9m wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:08 AM

Many ways for two men to have kids. Off the top of my head, adoption and theft are readily available options.

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jdznkyv wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:10 AM

Theft ??

Lofter1 t1_jdzq5m7 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:37 AM

yes, theft. like, you see a kid, you take it home without paying for it.

A-Dolahans-hat t1_jdzwyv5 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 12:41 PM

Wait, you can do that? They always chase me away from the school and playgrounds

Nailbomb85 t1_je0q4oq wrote on March 28, 2023 at 4:05 PM

It's GTA rules, It's only illegal if you get caught.

illarionds t1_je092nj wrote on March 28, 2023 at 2:13 PM

Come on, OP is a cashier. They're not going to go for that!

Gheauxst t1_je0rn2l wrote on March 28, 2023 at 4:14 PM

They don't want you to know this, but the kids are free

Lofter1 t1_je0u0a8 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 4:29 PM

THATS WHY THE PARENTS NEVER CHASED AFTER ME! I thought my stealth level was just 100

Suave_Von_Swagovich t1_je0egyn wrote on March 28, 2023 at 2:50 PM

Yes, don't be a bigot. Two men can steal a child just as well as a man and woman can.

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_je3h04h wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:19 AM

What about three children doing that?

GreenLurch t1_je014hy wrote on March 28, 2023 at 1:15 PM

Push one out of your peepee

Funkymonk761 t1_jdzs5qo wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:57 AM

They can do that too believe it or not.