Submitted by puppycat_bug t3_11inzqc in tifu
At this point in time I was early 20's and living the single lady life. I cooked, ate, watched Netflix, and slept alone. I'm a pretty extreme introvert, so I never had people over and kept my social life away from my home. It's my safe space.
I met some guy whilst out with friends. We hit it off and started hanging out more. One fairly drunk evening with the friends, I let him stay at my place because it was within walking distance.
Skip to morning and I'm going about my usual routine. Right as I stepped into the warm shower, he decided to come in and join. Fine. Except....I peed. As a single chick, I usually just hopped right in the nice warm shower and totally relaxed. Aka peed. Which is exactly what I did. It's a small stand-up shower, no tub. There was no room for the drain to save me. There was no denying the noxtious morning pee aroma. I peed right on this dude's feet. I think I stuttered an apology after finishing (I couldn't make myself stop). Go me.
TL;DR I peed on a guy in the shower by accident because of my terrible single-person habits.