Submitted by DumbedDownDinosaur t3_11p2syp in tifu
DIARRHEA***
This happened like 2 nights ago, but it just hit me.
My friends came over to hang out with me to cheer me up after an extremely depressing event- They kindly brought snacks & wine. I asked if they wanted anything to drink, and they both asked I make them a Frappuccino.
The way I make it is by mixing iced coffee with chocolate syrup and vanilla ice cream. Usually, there's no issues.
Except this time.
See, I didn't feel like drinking a Frappe during the night, so I didn't "test" it- I boought a different ice cream brand than my usual because it was all they had available in the store.
My friends quickly drank their frapuccionos and a few minutes in, they started feeling, well... "off".
One of my friends had to leave to go to a date, but he did say he had stomach cramps.
Maybe I added too much coffee? I thought-But no. It got worse. My other friend started sweating and saying she felt like her stomach was going to explode, she was nauseous until her boyfriend picked her up.
I later found out the friend that left earlier had to cancel his date because he had TERRIBLE diarrhea.
So I checked....
Guys, I used diet vanilla ice cream.
The type that has the sweetener found in sugar-free gummies- the kind that is borderline a laxative, which probably got worse combined with the coffee, chocolate, and milk.
...I didn't realize until I tasted the ice cream and noticed it had a weird flavor. I gave my friends diarrhea.
TL;DR: Made Frappuccinos for my friends with a laxative- Cockblocked one of them, and had them both sitting in their toilets all night.
I'm so so so so sorry.
Edit: YES, I GET IT, I SPELLED DIARRHEA WRONG. THERE, I FIXED IT. DAMN.
Edit 2: And for the love of god, English is my second language. I typed this extremely fast. Mispellings happen, typos happen. I don't understand the necessity to act like English Professors in a post that isn't asking for corrections. If this was a literature sub, I'd get it.