Submitted by MonkeyBreath66 t3_11qqmma in tifu
When I was younger I went out one night and got straight up blotto drunk. For background, in the house I lived in my bedroom door opened up into the living room not far from the front door which had a glass weather door. So when I'm laying in my bed my head is near the outside wall maybe 6 ft or less from the front door. So the next morning I came out of my drunken, unconscious stupor with my head pounding so hard I thought it was going to explode. Somebody was knocking on my door. All I could think of was dear sweet Jesus make it stop. So I jumped out of bed, rolled up and whipped the door open and basically said WHAT!!!!!!! It was a little boy and girl and behind them were a couple of older men. Apparently it was Jehovah witnesses and the uncles were taking the kids out to proselytize. I guess that's a thing with them. They were all staring at me with a look of shock and horror. That was when I realized I might have fucked up . I was buck ass naked.
TL;DR TIFU by getting really drunk then answering the door naked when Jehovah's witnesses knocked and brought their kids to proselytize.