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devnullius t1_iqqd352 wrote

1 hour of masturbation?? Something is wrong 🤣

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revdre t1_iqqdea2 wrote

Or making up sad internet stories for karma?

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DesperateFix1939 OP t1_iqqd8o9 wrote

Honestly idk what he was doing but I took it up as masturbation.

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DesperateFix1939 OP t1_iqqe35u wrote

Probably, or he was edging

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FrontierLuminary t1_iqy0j5y wrote

Your writing skills are a clear example of the sad state of education in this world. Also, you don't know boys' bodies but you know what edging is?

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DesperateFix1939 OP t1_iqy12qq wrote

There is a thing called google, and other things. I’ll let you put together the rest.

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MaccGawd t1_iqs3x77 wrote

How is this a fuck up? Why did you even think this ridiculous story was worth posting?

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yeahcanigeta_uhhhhhh t1_iqv8jjv wrote

Give me a K! Give me an A! Give me an R! Give me an M! Give me an A!

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Spoogly t1_ir24w8n wrote

Usually you'd glom the last 3 together to get a better rhythm, so:

Give me a K! Give me an A! Give me an R M A!

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Subparnova79 t1_iqqvmen wrote

How about you call them and discuss it like an adult instead of posting it here, it’s not really a fuck up

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Waffletrout t1_iqqdahx wrote

I don't really think thats a FU and the FU of allowing it to turn into a snowball can be avoided now. Just be honest about it and say it doesn't matter (because fr it doesn't, everyone does it), then move on and don't overthink it...

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DesperateFix1939 OP t1_iqqdrl5 wrote

See I would have believed you if it wasn’t for the wet squishing noises I heard and his little grunts here and there. idk what to believe but tomorrow I’m gonna ask him about, or maybe not, idk we’ll see. I may post an update, if there is one or not idk.

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Donna_Bianca t1_iqrkuxz wrote

No consequences means no FU. Might mean personal embarrassment or a little soul searching, maybe even a quick fap, but that's not a FU.

If you called back and his boyfriend answered the phone and you listened to an hour and a half of squishy-slurpy fap-and-tickle, that would be a FU of some proportion.

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DesperateFix1939 OP t1_iqrqy0f wrote

The reason why I said I FU was bc he would know I was awake durn that time, that is why I was freaking out.

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Donna_Bianca t1_iqrzje7 wrote

Nothing to worry about, he might even like the fact you listened to him having a wank. Some guys are like that! 😄

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FreakingRobert t1_iqsvlz4 wrote

U listened for an hour and a half 😂.

Don’t feel bad have a great one.

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Smirkydarkdude t1_ir0ijjb wrote

The internet is a harsh place. Sorry people treated you this way. It's a good story. Thanks for posting. Your BF really REALLY masturbates a LOT if he's doing wet noises all night long... that is not normal! Lol.

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DesperateFix1939 OP t1_ir1wq7y wrote

It really wasn’t for a hour and a half probably an hour but I had just been chilling on my phone when I heard it, the hour and a half part was the time I woke up and how long it took my phone to die.

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dbptwg t1_iqrtg23 wrote

People on reddit get really mad when your post isn't exactly what they expect. They're upset they got to the end of the post and didn't hear about your consequences. They're not trying to be mean to you, they're trying to say "Look how well I can stick to the subreddit's rules and culture" to the other members of the sub. I'm sorry they're like this.

Tell him it's not a big deal and don't let him say otherwise, neither of you will benefit from internalizing this, it's completely normal.

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DesperateFix1939 OP t1_iqrvhft wrote

Yeah, ik that but it is no reason to be rude, and he’s not up, or at least I think so. His parents let him sleep in so I’ll just talk to him in the late afternoon.

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