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Tekripsz OP t1_irk28w8 wrote

Reply to comment by happie-jappie in TIFU by trying to have sex with a virgin. by Tekripsz

Funny enough I have a story of a guy who tried intentionally sticking it in my belly button 😔

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Fun-Pea-880 t1_irlsyo1 wrote

I had a friend who lost her virginity to her boyfriend, who was experienced and ended up cuming all over her inner thigh because he could never get it in.

Even with the lights off I don't understand how he could be that bad with his aim :(

Yes, she had bruises all over her inner thighs from all the different places he was trying to shove it into.

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Tekripsz OP t1_irm7ljo wrote

Awe nooo :( Poor girl, it’s insane how far off people can be with it 😭

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happie-jappie t1_irksn0m wrote

I mean, you can't drop that kind of teaser and then not tell the story!!

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Tekripsz OP t1_irktqd7 wrote

Okay you’ve cracked me 😂 I have some other gems from that same interaction.

I was trying hookups and met up with this guy in a hotel. He made it pretty clear beforehand that he was a big fat fetish person along with being a feeder. He bought us pizza and fed it to me, when I would get sauce on my face (I’m a messy eater lmao) he took away my napkins and sucked the sauce from/around my lips 😭😭 Along with that we started getting spicy and learned neither of us brought a condom. So we did some non penetration stuff but along with that he tried fucking my rolls and then my belly button. He also had the same issue of fingernails when trying to get me off 😬

All night earlier too he would stick his fingers in it and spat in it once. When I went home the next morning it was fully red raw and hurt to bend my torso because of how much he handled it lol.

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happie-jappie t1_irl89rh wrote

You need put in your whatever profiles that you require your partners to well manicured nails lol. So, based on this information of him trying to fuck your belly button - I'm going to presume he wasn't the most well endowed partner? gif

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Tekripsz OP t1_irlejf9 wrote

A quick nail check before we go in anymore. Haha also I’ll just say it was just enough to work with.

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A-Dolahans-hat t1_irkf7be wrote

Sometimes we just like to put it in weird places just for the hell of it or to be funny

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mapkhung t1_irne4ri wrote

Yea I fully agree. For the lolz especially. My wife is a nail and lash tech and she has this short stool with wheels, and she will just sit on it and roll around the room to get things done without standing up. Usually after I shower I just whip my dick on the back of her head, poke her ear, stab her neck, I mean, you get the gist 😂

Not sure if it’s just me tho. But I find it pretty fun. And she gets annoyed every time haha

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A-Dolahans-hat t1_irntqa3 wrote

Yep, this sounds right. We don’t expect anything to happen, but it amuses us greatly.

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happie-jappie t1_irp9wkt wrote

I believe it's one of the unwritten rules of have a pp, one must both use it to annoy our significant other as well as try to stick into as many different things as possible, for the lulz

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Tekripsz OP t1_irkm34b wrote

Interesting. Gonna keep that piece of info in my pocket lol

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Husband-fist-wife t1_irn9092 wrote

This is true. I can think of a few places I have tried to put it just for laughs. Sometimes it actually ends up feeling good too 😄

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