mirin_rosewood t1_irpbzvx wrote on October 10, 2022 at 12:27 AM

as long as it's not detachable!

billhaigh t1_irpdoro wrote on October 10, 2022 at 12:41 AM

Wasn't that a King Missle song?

PersimmonWestern151 OP t1_irp7y58 wrote on October 9, 2022 at 11:54 PM

Why were people telling me I should’ve tied a string on it?!

GreasyToast325 t1_irpacbb wrote on October 10, 2022 at 12:14 AM

It would be like starting a lawnmower.

GucciPoonTapper t1_irpfwm0 wrote on October 10, 2022 at 12:58 AM

Lmfao

sklos70 t1_irpg2lw wrote on October 10, 2022 at 1:00 AM

Today's Nobel Prize for superb reality goes to GreasyToast325

invent_or_die t1_irpi6b9 wrote on October 10, 2022 at 1:16 AM

rrrriiippp

NerdHerder77 t1_irp8nkb wrote on October 10, 2022 at 12:00 AM

Quick and easy retrieval I guess? I'm surprised the doctor at the hospital didn't try the ol' butchers twine and lube trick. You must have the anus muscles of Superman himself to not have enough room for butchers twine.

frlejo t1_irpbyxz wrote on October 10, 2022 at 12:27 AM

String might break. Use 30# fishing line

RespectableLurker555 t1_irpe6wo wrote on October 10, 2022 at 12:45 AM

50# at least

frlejo t1_irpes7s wrote on October 10, 2022 at 12:50 AM

With a deep water reel

[deleted] t1_irpigdi wrote on October 10, 2022 at 1:19 AM

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Vordeo t1_irphcx2 wrote on October 10, 2022 at 1:10 AM

Well, yes, but if you show up at a chess tournament with a dude's dick up your ass the organizers will probably realize something is up.

[deleted] t1_irpj2u9 wrote on October 10, 2022 at 1:24 AM