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Dontdothatfucker t1_isepsgr wrote
What the FUCK is up Kyle?!
UntitledGooseFucker t1_isg4jko wrote
no what the FUCK, what the FUCK is UP KYLE
boatingmyfloat t1_isgqnqx wrote
No STEP the FUCK up KYLE
mommyitwasntme t1_isekv1i wrote
hey guys i had my hand been up for a while what gives?
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rabbitt-we OP t1_isegieu wrote
Haha raise your hand if you wanna join mate! You can be a part of the circle jerk
Racing_Reporter t1_iseiclj wrote
Which hand, the used or the spare one?
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Kostis00 t1_iseq076 wrote
You can invest in this
rabbitt-we OP t1_iseq2p0 wrote
I can’t believe I clicked that link lol
Atarteri t1_iser2gr wrote
This is where I get all of my toys. Have for 6+ years now
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Alexlikestheshow t1_iseh688 wrote
rabbitt-we OP t1_iseh9kr wrote
Hey there! That’s a valid question.
I have no end goal here, I do this purely for fun. I found the question/ answer format always leads to interesting convos.
Natural_Witch5 t1_isehmd2 wrote
Understandable. I sounded like a total ass. I apologize. I have a very analytical personality online, UNFORTUNATELY. But I also love to party.... In real life.
I have a 2 so part question. What do each of you do for fun? Do you guys ever get together in real life? Edit: if you get together, what do you all do together?
rabbitt-we OP t1_isei18z wrote
We don’t get together, I’m all the way in Australia and most people here are from the US haha
wannabeayoutuber t1_isepf1k wrote
Once I put biscuits in the microwave for FIVE MINUTES and it started smoking, my mom came down and yelled at me, worst thing was I couldn’t even eat the biscuits cause they were burnt black 💀
aldeayeah t1_isf7qxh wrote
Dry, sugary food caramelizes and then carbonizes real fast in the microwave!
-peach--tea- t1_iseq5fm wrote
poor guy lives in ohio
hansonfanclub t1_iseq8us wrote
Get him to stay away from orange man
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Orangeman85 t1_isf1yg9 wrote
HAHAHAHA!!
OHIO`!!
5Im4r4d0r t1_iseiba0 wrote
Yea, it's important to know how heroin works to know the risk.
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rabbitt-we OP t1_isej7yu wrote
🤷🏽♀️
JeebaRock t1_isejh99 wrote
Why did this get recommended to me
rabbitt-we OP t1_isejlu9 wrote
🤷🏽♀️
smellslikebaconhuh t1_iselx9t wrote
Anyone had a crush on their gfs mom loll
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Ken_STACKS t1_iseg88p wrote
I think he is dealing with something in the background
Sauciicaramel t1_isep81e wrote
This live overwhelms me 😂😂😂😂😂
bumblingbee22 t1_isepd5i wrote
Stay whelmed
PrEfIrE1 t1_iseg7zr wrote
F
Natural_Witch5 t1_isegm91 wrote
Yikes...
Dacca33 t1_isen2sd wrote
Bro what kind of question was that
hansonfanclub t1_isen5wr wrote
Bet his is tea through a syringe
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Dacca33 t1_isengiw wrote
What are these dry ass questions
Dacca33 t1_iseo4df wrote
You didnt have to be honest haha
rabbitt-we OP t1_iseo8u3 wrote
Scouts honour mate
EnisuVI t1_iseoi78 wrote
Man should get a good sleep
Dyner539 t1_iseqvjy wrote
This is gonna turn weird watch this
-was t1_iserlkn wrote
I'd have a question for bumblingbee in case you decide to pull me into voice chat.
rabbitt-we OP t1_iserodn wrote
We’ve got too many people up atm but will add you as soon as someone leaves
bumblingbee22 t1_isesgm3 wrote
Think we got space?
Pauls06 t1_iserqtf wrote
We got you man 😍😍😍
bumblingbee22 t1_ises9zf wrote
Oh no 🤣🤣
Natural_Witch5 t1_isegnxi wrote
Onions
Financial-Bath7962 t1_iseh6y4 wrote
I’m heading out, nice talking
Pauls06 t1_isemr3j wrote
I remember that 😂😂
Sauciicaramel t1_isemrqk wrote
Heyy
Pauls06 t1_isemuoy wrote
Hiiiii
Sauciicaramel t1_isengie wrote
Hows it goin?😌
Pauls06 t1_iseo5e7 wrote
What am I hearing 😭😭💀
smellslikebaconhuh t1_iseokx7 wrote
Bruhh this chat and these people hahaha
Pauls06 t1_iseomim wrote
Dahmers here 😭
rabbitt-we OP t1_iseoo0z wrote
🤣
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Pauls06 t1_isep51c wrote
Who knows 😭😭😭
Dyner539 t1_isepbde wrote
Does anybody know from where this accent is from?
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Aggravating-Froyo-31 t1_isepemd wrote
Hi everyone 👋
Pauls06 t1_isepkns wrote
Hi sauciiiiiii 😭😭😭😭😭
ishowspeedfan_1343 t1_iseq166 wrote
Hi
Pauls06 t1_iseq8fy wrote
John mayers great super talented
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bumblingbee22 t1_isez3af wrote
How so lol
it_black_horseman t1_isf2512 wrote
20 shots of tequila and 10 beers are just what was getting me started once
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rabbitt-we OP t1_isefqob wrote
Hellooo everyone! Welcome to tifu. For episode 70 we’ll be playing a game of truth or truth. Rules are simple, we’re playing truth or dare without the dare.
That being said this is TIFU after all so if you have a fuck up you’d like to share we can pause the game for that!
- make sure you direct the question you have to one person on the panel to avoid people talking over one another
- Don’t criminalise yourself
- If people listening have a question they’d like to share please do! Reply to this comment.
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Alexlikestheshow t1_iseg00j wrote
Is Orangeman British?
Orangeman85 t1_iseg9lw wrote
I am.
Ken_STACKS t1_isegjoq wrote
Oh dear
spookyspocky t1_isegkw8 wrote
It’s happened to everyone Orangeman
Orangeman85 t1_isegmv9 wrote
Yupppp
spookyspocky t1_isegttr wrote
Biggest secret you kept from your parents sunbunny
Is this how it works?
rabbitt-we OP t1_isegw8a wrote
I’ll use this one next!
Ken_STACKS t1_iseguej wrote
When he said Bryan I thought it was Stewie 🤣🤣
Orangeman85 t1_isegw85 wrote
Bryannnnn….
Latman3 t1_isej96b wrote
Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard.
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Anal_Werewolf t1_isehcl4 wrote
You guys get this, right?
Sirradez t1_isehfn7 wrote
wait, hol' up, did he really say wife's boyfriend?
PrEfIrE1 t1_isehhn5 wrote
You lost me at "my wife's bf"
dubripper69 t1_isehn7b wrote
No it’s revenge of the cith
Natural_Witch5 t1_isehsj3 wrote
🤣🤣🤣
ihassaifi t1_isehv7u wrote
Someone listening?
rabbitt-we OP t1_isehw5s wrote
🙉
bumblingbee22 t1_iseijov wrote
Deadass orange man sounds hot
Orangeman85 t1_isein71 wrote
I’m a deadass?
bumblingbee22 t1_iseix9u wrote
Are you?
Orangeman85 t1_iseiznz wrote
I’m not sure of the meaning?
Natural_Witch5 t1_iseilnh wrote
My favorite month is......
Tromovation t1_iseind0 wrote
May because May this get any more boring?
Natural_Witch5 t1_iseir27 wrote
Lol.... Don't test it.
Natural_Witch5 t1_iseimkc wrote
Hmmmmm
April
Natural_Witch5 t1_iseion5 wrote
It's perfect because it's getting warm out and you can cuddle up with others, naturally
Natural_Witch5 t1_iseipb9 wrote
Just don't do it in public. Haha
savillevibes t1_iseit0x wrote
Beef 🤣
Ken_STACKS t1_isej3lv wrote
Guys I have to go...nice talk...Orangeman...you cool
Free-Telephone2452 t1_isejkz8 wrote
Could I be added please
reaver619 t1_isek449 wrote
Now that's a question!
porast t1_iseklpa wrote
Hey jaja
Anal_Werewolf t1_isekpve wrote
Sorry to start dad jokes; anyone want to talk about a TIFU where their parents got a call from the school?
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rabbitt-we OP t1_iselw5x wrote
Salty lol
JeebaRock t1_iselwgr wrote
Hello there guys, shall I speak next?
Pauls06 t1_isem17n wrote
Im good 😭😭
rabbitt-we OP t1_isemb8f wrote
Raise your hand!!
Pauls06 t1_isemjkx wrote
No way 😭😭 shy asf
doctormega t1_isem5dc wrote
Is it muted?
rabbitt-we OP t1_isem7ar wrote
nope, might be a glitch - quit the app and come back
itzBacho t1_isem7i5 wrote
Bye bye ❤️❤️
rabbitt-we OP t1_isem9zt wrote
Bye buddy! 🥰
Eggplantangel t1_isemaxp wrote
Wtf
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Sauciicaramel t1_isen1xf wrote
Let me in lol
Dacca33 t1_isenaew wrote
Someone ask for a scary story
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JediWebSurf t1_iseni1l wrote
Yeup.
JediWebSurf t1_isenel0 wrote
These people don't know how to play truth or truth.
Lol
User asks: "What is the scariest experience in your life?"
WATDERFUk!
User replies with: dead bodies and a sad story and stuff.
Way to bring down the mood. Bruh. 😂
It's better to keep truth or truth fun, silly, and positively interesting.
hansonfanclub t1_isenp2i wrote
Tell that to my flesh hands
JediWebSurf t1_iseoc76 wrote
I don't blame you the answerer. I blame the questioner. But honestly it's not that serious...I found it funny how the mood changed.
Tromovation t1_isenh7j wrote
We work with the question 🤷🏻♀️ that was scary AF
janbob-job t1_isenojm wrote
The roundabout
Sauciicaramel t1_iseo35i wrote
Ok i’m out that was enough
Pauls06 t1_iseo3pm wrote
🤮 wtf
Pauls06 t1_iseobbp wrote
I shower like 3/4 times a day 😭
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rabbitt-we OP t1_iseodzr wrote
That’s intense 😅
Pauls06 t1_iseoexf wrote
I just feel like it 😭
-peach--tea- t1_iseon5i wrote
i gotta see your water bill 🤭
Pauls06 t1_iseosh3 wrote
It’s like £35 only 💀
bumblingbee22 t1_isep85m wrote
Depression sucks
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Sauciicaramel t1_iseop7l wrote
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sauciicaramel t1_iseoqrs wrote
For all of you
Pauls06 t1_isep0lz wrote
😂😂😂😂
JC1812 t1_isep12h wrote
How’s the weather for everyone?
Pauls06 t1_isep3zx wrote
Hiiiiii rainy 😭😭😭😭😭😭
-peach--tea- t1_isep49h wrote
cloudy and sad
Dyner539 t1_isep4od wrote
Yall are reading way too much into this
Pauls06 t1_isep6pg wrote
😭😭😭
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minnemjeff t1_iseped9 wrote
We did it reddit!
Pauls06 t1_isephjx wrote
WHERE IN THE UK 😭😭😭 SAMEEEEE
minnemjeff t1_isephtp wrote
Weirdchamp
Sauciicaramel t1_isepicg wrote
Fave cartoon?
ishowspeedfan_1343 t1_iseplda wrote
Hi
Pauls06 t1_isepn95 wrote
💀💀💀💀
Pauls06 t1_isepvq7 wrote
😭😭😭
ishowspeedfan_1343 t1_iseq5i3 wrote
Hello
Pauls06 t1_iseqa25 wrote
Slow dancing is the best 😭😭😭😭
Pauls06 t1_iseqwht wrote
💀
ishowspeedfan_1343 t1_iser1v2 wrote
Pauls06 t1_iser9mh wrote
I hate weed 😭😭😭 only ❄️❄️❄️❄️
Tromovation t1_iserci9 wrote
I was just making a joke about how it affects short term memory 🫶🏻
Pauls06 t1_iserf63 wrote
All good 😭😭😭😭
Pauls06 t1_iserow3 wrote
😂😂😂☺️
it_black_horseman t1_isez9ls wrote
bumblingbee22 t1_iseziej wrote
Windows 100%
Kostis00 t1_isf00rf wrote
To be honest for servers I would rather go with Linux...
it_black_horseman t1_ish5khw wrote
Me too! But also for daily driver and gaming.
Kostis00 t1_isezizp wrote
Bite me.....
Windows for life! (but in reality it depends on the system usage...)
catsmom63 t1_isezu0d wrote
Did you ghost the girl too?
OutlandishnessFit451 t1_isf198s wrote
I hope I get in
Bottle_Sharp t1_isf1d5y wrote
Funny
Open_YardBox t1_isf2cg2 wrote
Hi friends! 🤗
rabbitt-we OP t1_isf31hb wrote
Hey chicken 🤗
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eoJ_semoC_ereH t1_iseheqw wrote
Sad man. Wife’s boyfriend? Grow a pair
Eggplantangel t1_isemcbu wrote
K bye
Dacca33 t1_isemmlr wrote
Cap
Pauls06 t1_iseobrz wrote
😭😭😭
weeb_gal t1_isegmnz wrote
Thank you! Happy to listen to all your stories.
rabbitt-we OP t1_isegnbz wrote
🥰🥰
Sauciicaramel t1_isenqia wrote
I have a good question; who wants to suck the huge black dick i would have if i was a dude?
Sauciicaramel t1_isensby wrote
Kawaii🥰
Sauciicaramel t1_isenuy2 wrote
Imma reply to my own shit just to give ya’ll some entertainment cuz ik you need it
Goblinmode347 t1_iseicxn wrote
The pullboots guy is a fucking looooser lmfao
North_Owl8536 t1_iseg5q3 wrote
Bro what 💀