Submitted by mrdalo t3_y9fkmb in tifu

Facebook is going wild y’all. I get stupid fake profiles adding me on Snapchat all the time. The hilarious ones I screenshoot and share with friends. Lots of super silly ones asking if I want to be paid to be a sugar baby. I’m a bald man in his thirties who has a body by pasta, no one wants me as a sugar baby 😂

Anyways I shared the screenshots on FB for my friends to make fun of and Facebook AI flagged them as a sincere attempt to human traffic or sell sexual services. Listen, no one is paying me for anything like that (that being said I’m open to the idea if the lady is nice 🤔🤣)

So now I’m restricted on Facebook for the next few days. Can’t post anything or leave comments. I’m not super active on there anyways but this is so stupid. I did file the 3rd party appeal but I doubt that will help. Anyone know Zuck and want to explain that my bearded ass is not really a sugar baby?

Also I already was in trouble from last spring when I commented on a friends post who was going through a breakup. I wrote “men are 🗑” and it got me banned for a day 🙄

TLDR-

Facebook AI restricted my account because my sense of humor isn’t understood by the matrix

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WilliamMinorsWords t1_it5u2sh wrote

I also got banned from Twitter for saying unkind things about Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk. I kind of thought you could insult public figures, but I guess not. I lost a 14 year old account.

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WilliamMinorsWords t1_it9sbld wrote

I was neither. I'm definitely not somebody who is like that. I criticized them and was instantly zapped by the bots as being hateful toward them. I guess it didn't recognize that I was criticizing public figures.

I didn't tag them or anything, and there's no appeal process. Just gone.

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