This happened when l (18M) was waiting for my brother (18M) to get out of class. We both go to college, but my class ends earlier. My class ended earlier than expected so I decided to go to Chick-fil-A for lunch. I was already feeling like I needed to go before that, though.

I also carry a pack of mints with me because I like to go through them. I go through them practically like candy.

I order my Chick-fil-A, got it quick as the building was relatively empty. Keep in mind I am a big guy, so I like me some chicken nuggets. My drink for this meal was a large Pepsi, about the same size as those gas station cups you use for the ICEE machine. My food was good, and I downed the Pepsi rather quickly. I had a mint to cover up my breath from the food as my parents were on the way. I know the way around campus well enough to find my way to each building, so I knew which building my parents would arrive at.

Suddenly, I feel my stomach rumbling.

Oh, boy. I guess the mint caused a reaction with the soda while it was coming down, because I needed to go. I quickly got up, deciding I needed to go somewhere secluded to take a shit. I left Chick-fil-A in a hurry after seeing some of my friends who were leaving campus. I saw that the library was close, and despite some of the bathrooms barely being used, I assumed this would barely be touched too.

I entered the library, immediately bolting towards the elevator. I hit the button for the fourth floor as fast as I could, knowing that it was a quiet study room. Someone with me was going to the third floor, but for some reason when the elevator got to the third floor, it didn’t close that fast. The ride was fast getting up, but damn, I needed to go and it wasn’t holding in any longer. The door opened, and I was within safety’s reach

I made my way to the handicap stall so people couldn’t see my agony. I stand over the toilet, my pants down, but it was too late. My shit was fighting to get out of my tightly clenched cheeks, and my shorts got caught between my legs. Luckily, my ass was over the toilet, so I was able to get it on as soon as shit started coming out.

Unfortunately, that explosive shit didn’t all land in the toilet after I realize that it somehow missed my pants. I turn around and notice that shit hit the porcelain behind the seat and partly on the wall. I grabbed toilet paper and those brown paper towels and did my best to cleanup the shit.

Here I am, sitting on the toilet in my house, remembering there is a bathroom in the Chick-fil-A. I could have avoided all of this if I remembered about the bathroom.

TLDR: I took a mint after drinking Pepsi and eating lunch that my bowels were trying to shit it all out like those explosions. I speed walked all the way to the library, hoping I could make it to the bathroom. I couldn’t hold it in until I sat down, so things got explosive on the back of the toilet and wall.