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Peedee04 t1_itxvo00 wrote

More realistic than 90% of the stories on here.

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ZirePhiinix t1_itxy8qy wrote

If your flaccid penis is huge, I feel sorry for you.

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Fullspectrum84 t1_itxykyi wrote

Weird way to come out, but congratulations!

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AllanfromWales1 t1_ity0156 wrote

Just out of interest, did your pants catch fire as you were writing this?

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ntermation t1_ity0fa5 wrote

luckily when my friend fainted my penis knew cpr so it saved his life

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DannkHippo t1_ity6fkp wrote

Don't break your own arm jerking yourself off, Joyshe

🤨

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Ill-Breadfruit5356 t1_itydjnd wrote

On behalf of the people of the world can I just say:

“Wow, we’re so impressed. You’re a huge dick. Sorry, I mean you have a huge dick. And we really believe you.”

There, is that what you needed to hear?

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XemnesWolf t1_ityllwl wrote

Wait what took away your toilet privileges?

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LamiaWhateley t1_ityoljb wrote

Why are you showing your penis to everyone? 😭😭ofc your gf is mad

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LamiaWhateley t1_ityomnp wrote

Why are you showing your penis to everyone? 😭😭ofc your gf is mad

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