Obligatory this happened yesterday. I've decided to step out of my comfort zone and join some dating apps, bestie was very excited to help me set up my account. While she was scrolling on her own tinder after showing me some things she found Kevin, affectionately now referred to as fart Kevin (for obvious reasons) to seperate him from my first match, another Kevin. I told her she should message him to let him know, she told me to do it myself, so I told her to send me the profile.

Well, he matched with me! And I sent him a message and now I feel so bad because he just automatically unmatched me. I really should have ended my message with something about just letting him know because I wanted him to have better luck on the site since...it really looked like he was pushing a fart...but maybe some girls are into that?

So poor dude matched with me and then I insulted him and I feel so terrible. Bestie also feels terrible and as she says "I didn't even do it!"

So Fart Kevin from tinder, if you ever see this I'm so sorry! I wanted to be helpful and help you find your match, not insult you and make you feel bad!

tl;dr tried to give some feedback to a guy on a picture from his tinder profile, probably ended up insulting and embarrassing him.

Comments

[deleted] t1_iu8kzpr wrote on October 29, 2022 at 12:06 PM

#310,934

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Lil-Crackpotplant t1_iuck8r0 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 8:30 AM

#337,612

Yikes 😬 I would be really sad if I were him

Mode-Klutzy t1_iucomg1 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 9:34 AM

#338,322

Fart fetish? Imo yikes. “Hey babe, force one for me” rips a juicy one “yee..ahhh” wang shoots out extends like a plastic light saber from a Halloween prop This is all I can imagine. I have a vivid imagination but I don’t think I can nor do I want to nail the visions perfectly.

chonk_fox89 OP t1_iudhaiv wrote on October 30, 2022 at 2:35 PM

#344,423

Replying to Mode-Klutzy (#338,322)

Yeppp it exists! Right up there with burp and sneeze fetishes. I really don't think that's what this was, I think he was just making a funny face, but he was sitting in a weird way that didn't help 😅 I feel so bad though. I honestly didn't think about the rude part until he unmatched I was just like...I'm gunna be nice and help him maybe get more matchesà

chonk_fox89 OP t1_iudhcxn wrote on October 30, 2022 at 2:35 PM

#344,437

Replying to Lil-Crackpotplant (#337,612)

Right?! I feel really awful 😦

Xannann t1_iufrogr wrote on October 30, 2022 at 11:59 PM

#362,307

If the dudes getting matches he'll be alright. The thing that really damages a dudes self esteem is going weeks or months getting no one

FrontierLuminary t1_iugwfsx wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:20 AM

#373,271

So you're an asshole and want upvotes for it.

mittynuke t1_iugyzs2 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:58 AM

#373,865

Replying to chonk_fox89 (#344,423)

“Right up there with burp and sneeze fetishes”

Well that’s about enough internet for today

chonk_fox89 OP t1_iuhptjt wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:49 PM

#380,548

Replying to mittynuke (#373,865)

Oh my sweet summer child...

chonk_fox89 OP t1_iuhq7ge wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:52 PM

#380,658

Replying to FrontierLuminary (#373,271)

....no? I fucked up....the point of the sub? I mean go off my dude and downvote the post if you want 🤷🏻‍♀️ I feel really bad about it and thought people could get a cringe and or chuckle at my faux pas.

Mode-Klutzy t1_iuilzt0 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:41 PM

#390,448

Replying to chonk_fox89 (#380,548)

Eh grow a pair lol. I love to make things weird any chance with anyone that I can.

chonk_fox89 OP t1_iuirmcx wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:18 PM

#392,247

Replying to Mode-Klutzy (#390,448)

Hey, let them be, everyone has to start somewhere, they're just setting boundaries!! Lolz I was at the stag shop yesterday with bestie and there were lots of interesting things, saw some things I'd heard about before some were new. Some I boggled at the size of (lady bits) others I was able confidently assure the sales gal that nope, that will totally fit up someone's butt (been down some weird rabbit holes.) But by far my favourite was seeing some sounding rods, showing besties (weird inside joke) and newer guy friend who was with us and got to tell him what they were 🤣 he winced and covered the goods on reflex.

FrontierLuminary t1_iuj211m wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:27 PM

#395,564

Replying to chonk_fox89 (#380,658)

You didn't fuck up. You're just an ass.

Mode-Klutzy t1_iuj223p wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:27 PM

#395,575

Replying to chonk_fox89 (#392,247)

Lol, brings me back to when I went to Spencer’s for the first time 😂. I was never embarrassed, just slightly like cringed or barely grossed when I went to the back wall. You know the back wall… heck, nowadays (back like 3 years ago til now) I can walk in there with my mother and feel no embarrassment or weirded out. We crack jokes for literally like 5 minutes and go find something stupid and funny for a cousin’s birthday/holiday present (don’t worry, my family is like this, I’m just sharing the story when I’m with my mother because it seems like most teens and early 20’s hate being seen in public with their mother/parents). I’m that kind of guy who is comfortable literally almost anywhere. What hurts me/makes me sad is that of everyone I know, there’s only one girl I can literally basically do what you did with your friends. Others seem to opt out. I don’t know why though 🤷‍♂️