I've been talking to this beautiful girl for a while now. I slept over at her house last night but I wasn't feeling very good, so I took a big cap of nyquil around midnight. About an hour later, I was falling asleep. She pulled me in close to her and started kissing me very passionately, and then she slid my hand down her pants. I went down on her while I tried to secretly play with myself to wake Mr.Schlong up, to no avail. She said something along the lines of, "If you're not ready, it's no big deal, we can wait". My brain was saying yes please but my body was saying hell no. I was laying there with one of the most beautiful girls I've ever laid naked with, and I was rendered completely useless. She called it off and said let's just get some sleep. Today, I am a shell of a man 😆
TL;DR - nyquil gave me ED