Submitted by groundhoggrey t3_z2c8b2 in tifu

NSFW for mention of marijuana use, just to be careful

So I'm 26M, and I'm staying with my parents. Happy Thanksgiving everyone who doesn't celebrate but likes taking time off to hang out with their family and stuff.

Anyway I get some pretzels from a vending machine this afternoon and when they fell out they knocked out some peanut m & ms too. Which is great because I wasn't expecting to have them but I freaking love peanut m & ms.

Anyway then it's tonight and I'm high and I want some peanut m & m s. So I get some from my bag. Then I decide this would go great with some club soda so I walk to the kitchen with the m & ms in one hand to get a can because my dad doesn't mind sharing.

I run into my mom in the kitchen. "I'm going to eat some peanut m & ms," I tell her.

She's says, "no."

I'm confused.

"Not right now," she says.

So I sit down at the table and she leaves the room. And I'm sitting there with my peanut m & ms and I'm so confused. So eventually I go to her in the living room and say.

"Why not?"

She says, "why what?"

I say, "why can't I eat my m & ms right now, Mom?"

And she says, "huh?"

Anyway, after much confusion it turned out that I thought she thought I had asked her if she wanted to eat m & ms. Now it's like an hour later and she knows I was high and that I asked her permission to have candy and she thinks its hilarious.

Tl;dr: Got high and misunderstood a conversation, much to my mom's amusement.

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grasslife t1_ixg02vk wrote

Sounds like a typical high situation.

But the real question is, how else does one celebrate Thanksgiving other than taking time off work and hanging with family?

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Ialnyien t1_ixg8zj2 wrote

You ever seen those Black Friday lines that start at noon on Thanksgiving? That’s how those people celebrate.

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groundhoggrey OP t1_ixhrp9s wrote

Exactly. Thanksgiving is a fucked up holiday, but it is nice to have time off.

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Fork_Master t1_ixizjue wrote

Watching a parade while eating biscuits and gravy, then putting the football game on in the background while we prepare the feast

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sg3niner t1_ixgjwxp wrote

This is excellent!

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onyxaj t1_ixhl7t9 wrote

>it turned out that I thought she thought I had asked her if she wanted to eat m & ms

Don't do this. It's too early here for these mental gymnastics...

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groundhoggrey OP t1_ixhr767 wrote

Sorry, mate. I was definitely still high when I wrote this. lol

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ButDidYouDie1289 t1_ixhmh33 wrote

...she was high also

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groundhoggrey OP t1_ixhr5je wrote

Nah, she's tried it but she doesn't really like being high. I'm a medical marijuana patient and sometimes if she has a backache or something I'll give her some of my gummies. She always asks for the lower dose ones because she says she doesn't like feeling out of it.

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mollynjake t1_ixgrs4h wrote

I also ask your mum if I can eat 'candy'

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