Submitted by cxcxxxc t3_z3dbli in tifu

So yeah, typical hot afternoon. Came back from school and decided to watch some p/rn. Thing is my phone is broken but I have a pc which is located (unfortunately) at our living room. You guessed it, I'm watching the *special movies* in a broad daylight. Literally. So my house and my aunt's house is connected. Houses in my country is side-by-side and in our backyard, we have a doorway on each other's house.

Now, the exciting part. She comes in our house to check on my uncle who's ill. And she went in without a fvcking sound. So yeah, my right hand was on my weenie when she suddenly pop out on my peripheral vision and it was too late to react. I got caught BUT I am hoping that my computer table is big enough to cover my weenie, but I got caught in the act so it was reaaally obvious that I was having the time of my life.

Right now, I don't know what to think. Should I pack my bag and leave for good? Or should I open it up to her.. I just wish this week would just fly fast. I hate myself and a big lesson is learned today. If the sun is still bright outside, never bring out your dick to fap. EVER. (of course, that's unless if you're in a closed space)

TL;DR: TIFU by being horny, phone is broken and decided to jerk off using a computer that is located in an unfortunate area called 'Living Room'.

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SalmonNgiri t1_ixl9mpd wrote

Why the fuck is your aunt coming to check on your sick uncle in your house? The hell is going on there?

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cxcxxxc OP t1_ixlmspd wrote

you know when people are getting abused because of their kindness? same situation to her but she's intelligent. but extremely caring sibling. when she caught me, she's like 'never mind, going back. bye' LMFAOOO

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sensitivepistachenut t1_ixldzt1 wrote

In your mind you roll that sentence over and over to get it out right. In a panic, you'd end up shouting anxiosly "penis!", while holding your junk on a hand

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sampjennings t1_ixl9gwr wrote

Assert dominance and start walking around your house naked

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crimsontail t1_ixlxgk4 wrote

If your family is not very conservative you don't have to do anything, she will go about her life, you will go about yours. Worst case scenario, she gets a little bit tipsy at a family gathering and hits you with the old "Remember that time when...".

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hertogyung t1_ixleoms wrote

thats what you get for not respecting no nut november

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OkVolume1 t1_ixljttg wrote

I would bet your computer table is plenty big to cover your weenie.

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Enrageder t1_ixl83sl wrote

my brother literally everything was screaming NNN. rip bro

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cxcxxxc OP t1_ixln81u wrote

i'm convinced this is god's way of saying to me 'stop fapping and start doing your home works, you lazy fuck'. aight' Lord LOOL

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xrmnx t1_ixle15m wrote

Sounds like it's the beginning of one of the movies you watched

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yax51 t1_ixlbt3t wrote

Harakiri is your only option I'm afraid.

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