TIFU by sharing old memory with elder brother

Submitted by B45b t3_z86zar in tifu

We had a get together with a few of our friends and my brother and his gf were in town so they came over too. He knew some of my friends as we all grew up in the same town. We start reminiscing and telling each other fun stories from the past. And my friend, (let’s call her K) who I had a 4-some with in college spilled how we had gone home with 2 guys and in the end since she wasn’t too comfortable swallowing back then, I ended up swallowing both guys cum.

I kept on hinting to her to stfu coz my brother was there and I literally told her that my bro doesn’t want to hear about my sex life. I guess she was a bit drunk and she kept going.

We were all pretty drunk but I remember embarrassingly looking at my brother and he was just covering his face and eyes to avoid eye contact with me.

We obviously didn’t chat about this afterwards. I just said I’m sorry he had to hear the story and he just said he didn’t hear anything.

Tl;dr: Friend told the story of me swallowing 2 guys, in front of my brother at a party.

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PracticeAsleep t1_iyampv1 wrote

You need a better class of friend. One who can swallow her own fair share.

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purplestatue t1_iyad5rk wrote

Sounds more like your friend f’ed up, but that’s mortifying for you to go through omg

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w0wagain t1_iya3uvj wrote

I’d like to escort you to a party if you’re not busy this weekend

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FrenchToastForDinner t1_iya85ek wrote

You gonna eat pineapple?

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NerdHerder77 t1_iyatodu wrote

Counter offer: 2 cans of pineapple juice for a week, plus homemade french toast with maple syrup for dinner afterwards. I just prefer pineapple juice.

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ItsJustMeBeinCurious t1_iyai404 wrote

Unlikely your brother will ever bring this up. He was embarrassed by your friend sharing intimate details. Trust me, I don’t want to hear about any of my sisters’ sex lives. He didn’t either. If I did hear it wouldn’t change anything between us.

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KB7470 t1_iyacl1a wrote

Your friend needs rehab. Who tells a story like that in front of someone’s BROTHER. Seriously.

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SouthernFloss t1_iybi3bq wrote

RIP your inbox.

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B45b OP t1_iybiedy wrote

You get it lol

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captainbeautylover t1_iybvwz2 wrote

Second. Sorry about that…but here’s to you 🤘🏼

FWIW, I have a sister who over-shared her stories when feeling overly…high? drunk?…to my embarrassment. I guess it was intended as a gesture of familiarity, but sheesh! Too much!

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JamieDrone t1_iybm8di wrote

You’re probably gonna get a lotta creepy DMs…I’m sorry

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B45b OP t1_iybqv7e wrote

Lol you know it 😬

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CaptRackham t1_iyb3y5h wrote

Did you at least snowball with the girl first and put on a show for the guys? Asking for me

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B45b OP t1_iyb4xf3 wrote

Nope. She wasn’t into touching semen in any way shape or form.

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CaptRackham t1_iybfb9h wrote

That’s disappointing but your post history is awesome

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B45b OP t1_iybg1os wrote

Thanks. Enjoy lol

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thegenzfarmer t1_iyaf5ij wrote

I definitely thought this was headed in the incest direction

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B45b OP t1_iyahivd wrote

No no. Nope. Never.

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zagaara t1_iybu85k wrote

That's no friend she did it on purpose, you might wanna consider lookout and take care yourself of all your friends.

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B45b OP t1_iybv54v wrote

People do crazy shit when drunk. And usually us friends would share our sexual experiences, she just didn’t realize that this time around my brother was there too and she just kept going.

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Me_Not_Ronaldo t1_iyamaqt wrote

Yes, YFU.

Your embarrassment demonstrates that you were well aware even before asking.

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FlaFlaFluey t1_iycpo3h wrote

that’s some real degenerate shit right there folks

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Pay_Tiny t1_iybkfiq wrote

You such a fucking hooe I love it

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