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Rodnas1992 t1_iw6fakw wrote

Well let's say that if he did saw something, that water motor wasn't the only thing to get turned on...

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YeetusTheMediocre t1_iw6j0v5 wrote

Maybe not much comfort. But I don't think it's your uncles first time to see tits. And I believe that he wouldn't be too interested in yours.

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madmart07 t1_iw6jv1b wrote

Very important detail, who was playing who in the match?

I wouldn't have noticed if my team was playing lol

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Minothor t1_iw6lui9 wrote

Replying to allyouneedare6cats (#517,131)

Just putting this out there, but if he's 62, and from the sounds of it, hasn't had a long term partner that the family has mentioned before...

He might not be into tits either, yours or anyone else's.

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Wandering_To_Nowhere t1_iw6otg9 wrote

The best part of this is that your uncle just silently closed your bedroom door without saying anything

Best bet is to just ignore it and pretend that he didn't see you. If you don't bring it up, neither will he

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NakedAndAfraidFan t1_iw6q04b wrote

Why are you upset about the granny panties part? Would you rather have been wearing a thong?

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malovias t1_iw6rwd0 wrote

Upside he clearly didn't want you to be embarrassed and isn't a creeper since he shut your door for you. I wouldn't worry about it. If you don't bring it up he probably won't either.

Probably not his first time seeing a naked family member.

If it makes you feel better I have had five nieces stay in my house while they went to University, I have 23 nephews and nieces total and 7 went to the uni near our home and stayed with us to save money, and I've seen four of them naked at some point in similar fashion and it's not a big deal. Don't feel embarrassed, it's just skin. You are probably more embarrassed and overthinking it than it warrants. Chances are he doesn't see you as a sexual being anyways and just his niece.

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Schaden666 t1_iw6rxqi wrote

Probably complaining on the r/CricketShitpost about the whole incident even as we sit here...

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MrMycroft t1_iw74c5n wrote

So this is going to get an r incestconfessions follow up?

Per the internet, just make sure you call him step-uncle, and be stuck in the shower curtain.

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MrMycroft t1_iw74tbs wrote

Replying to Schaden666 (#517,483)

I can see this. A guy I served with was from a cricket playing country, and he tried to get other people into it. The level of seriousness he had about cricket was unlike anything I had ever seen. He literally chose cricket games over any other off duty activity.

I still don't understand the game, even though I watched a few with him.

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Schaden666 t1_iw7anz9 wrote

Replying to MrMycroft (#518,191)

Brief explanation...this does appear not to mention the whole stopping for tea thing though so not entirely complete. Also fails to mention that a game takes 5 days to complete...very poor show.

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

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Mattbl t1_iw7e020 wrote

Years ago my dad accidentally did something similar in front of my wife.

My dad and step mom were going to host a dinner, and my wife was in the area a bit early and rather than go all the way home she texted them asking if she could just come over. My step mom told her it was no problem. My step mom did not mention, however, that she wasn't home and only my dad was there. In retrospect, my step mom should have gotten confirmation from my dad first.

So my wife goes over, knocks and loudly announces herself as she enters (they usually left their back door unlocked when home), and starts hanging out in the kitchen after no one answers her. This is fairly common in our family when gathering at their house.

Apparently my dad was showering and didn't hear my wife arrive. So he gets done with his shower and walks out of the bathroom fully naked, and goes right into the kitchen in full view of my wife. I'm told he was very startled and ran back into the bathroom.

They were both cool about it, as it was an honest mistake on everyone's part. It at least gave us a funny story for future family gatherings.

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BreakfastBeerz t1_iw7g83n wrote

Replying to allyouneedare6cats (#517,131)

I've changed my nieces diapers, I've seen her naked until she was probably 5 or 6 years old. She's older now and physically mature, but she's still a child in my eyes, and a family member. Seeing her naked now would be entirely a non-issue, I wouldn't see her any differently than had I seen my own kids naked.

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Hrothgar_unbound t1_iw7k7m7 wrote

I mean most of the women in many countries wear the same around their families friends and strangers anytime they sun bath. It’s not much of an FU tbh.

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knitmeablanket t1_iw7m7l9 wrote

Jesus Christ, op is getting annihilated in this thread. Y'all need to calm the fuck down.

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[deleted] OP t1_iw7oci0 wrote

I usually just get dressed in the bathroom, it saves me from any mishaps. You can think of bringing in easy to wear clothing like basketball shorts and/or and oversized t-shirt to throw on until you get to your room to change.

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BiggsHoson2020 t1_iw7po56 wrote

Uncle here (an uncle, not your uncle, obviously). He may have simply heard the commotion back there and noticed the open door and closed it for you. Maybe he saw you from way across the house, maybe not. Who knows, and it doesn’t matter. Nobody wants their nieces or nephews to get all worked up over mishap about showing some skin. Let it go because he probably already did.

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Sytzy t1_iw7w6pl wrote

Am I missing something, why are all your your responses being downvoted?

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Finch06 t1_iw7z1d7 wrote

"So... wanna honk-a-honk my badonk-a-donks, uncle?"

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HumanStruggle8295 t1_iw83ihb wrote

Replying to allyouneedare6cats (#519,762)

Because she's projecting incest thought on her uncle as if that was the first thing on his mind since you know, he's a man unmmaried and only goes to prostitute per her on sayings which she doesn't have any proof of or anything.

So yeah she's just a shit person to talk about her uncle like that and that's why she's being downvoted.

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petersrin t1_iw86n0v wrote

Replying to allyouneedare6cats (#519,747)

Because men on Reddit are awful. I saw one "theory" that it's because you're a bad person for even THINKING your uncle might "be into you." You had the audacity to be concerned about the quality of a man's character, and therefore you must be downvoted.

I'm sorry people are like this :(

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