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ThatKaleidoscope8736 t1_iy7d6ak wrote

I can't believe you got your girlfriend lube for Christmas.

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Cool_Dark_Place t1_iy7exw2 wrote

Lol...sounds like he may have been trying to work his own Christmas present into the equation...

"Hey babe..umm..you think now you might let me try to do it...you know...that way?"

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Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7ikzd wrote

Obviously! The sandwich maker and vacuums won't be here til after Christmas, so I'm glad I jad a plan B in my back pocket! Oh, that reminds me- Plan B!

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Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7icru wrote

She got a pair of iridescent tumbler cups that's she's been eyeing for months, a forever rose, and 2 VIP 2nd row tickets to her favorite comedian. The lube was the throw-away part of the gift. Wasn't integral to the story...

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lucamew t1_iy7jghr wrote

Dating three months and you're buying her all that?! My fiance should take some notes 😂😂

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Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7k0p1 wrote

Dating since late August, yes. But we've been best friends for 3 years and working together for 5. Knew each other casually (small town Wisconsin) for about 15 years. She's been "Wife" in my phone for years now and it's not at all sarcastic anymore, as new as the actual romantic part may be.

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