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SubstantialEnding OP t1_ixvrau8 wrote

Reply to comment by metalmorian in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding

it was just piss

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metalmorian t1_ixvsqv7 wrote

I don't care if it was unicorn farts with invisible sprinkles, what you did is sexual assault. Get therapy, stop dating.

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Lost_Being_3774 t1_ixvsvkp wrote

My dude, you used her body for sexual gratification without her knowledge or consent. With your logic, I should be able to lick any part of your body I want while you sleep without there being a problem because it's just spit and spit is natural.

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BlondieLHV t1_ixwwb2n wrote

What if I forced you to eat dog shit while stubbing cigarettes on your balls because "iT's mY kInK". You're a selfish pos and a sexual abuser (she was asleep and could not consent) you need to get your shit together and get therapy before you assault someone else. I hope she leaves and presses charges.

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Maple_Person t1_ixxn70b wrote

If a random man ran up and pissed on your leg, is that not assault? Nothing’s wrong because it’s just piss?

If you do a sexual act (satisfying your foot fetish) without permission, that is assault.

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