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Capable-Site-301 t1_ixszdrl wrote

Yeah, she definitely thinks you did it intentionally as some kind of kink.

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palegate t1_ixtuzs1 wrote

It's kind of disturbing that you're OK with having semen stained shorts just on your bed like that.

When I make a mess, my first instinct is to clean it, not to just throw it on my bed and forget about it.

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avalansh777 t1_ixu3dn7 wrote

That thought process/nonchalance may be the reason why they have a cleaning lady in the first place.

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Malevolent_Mangoes t1_ixt4qhj wrote

Pretty inappropriate and understandable that she wouldn’t want to come back. However she is a cleaning lady and shouldn’t be fazed by some things, including this. It’s probably more so that’s it’s you specifically rather than what you did, that bothered her the most.

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Leandrys t1_ixu6tsg wrote

Easy fix, do not masturbate when you know some will be at your home in a few minutes.

That's some 15yo stuff, be serious.

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CuriousDouble7 t1_ixsvv6y wrote

Time to find a new cleaning lady. Maybe a sexy maid service?

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Acceptable-Prune2980 t1_ixsw5ow wrote

I can get another cleaning lady, but I think I lost a pretty good friend

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greenkerchief t1_ixthvxe wrote

well not really, she is a cleaning lady and she touched pants on a dudes bed, if she's grossed out by cum she's not much of a cleaning lady lol

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FG88_NR t1_ixtn48f wrote

People seem to have a weird notion on what cleaning ladies are doing...

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Radiant_555 t1_ixv8y7r wrote

Sounds like some type of context is missing or your just typed out the play by play of a xrated video… also you should probably change your diet if your semen smells that bad.

She was probably put off because you left the nasty shorts exactly where she would see them, especially if nothing else was out of place in your room. Almost like a setup type feel.

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Total_Fly9602 t1_ixtuel6 wrote

Just find someone else bro. It’s over.

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chee_burger t1_ixtocpf wrote

There's a mess for you to tidy up

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DanT102 t1_ixug0ju wrote

Doesn’t sound like she’s cumming back I’m afraid

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seejaywhy t1_ixt12u7 wrote

Think you can safely drop the "t" off of TIFU

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sirusfox t1_ixsy97k wrote

I mean, she didn't need to touch the pants and if she's that disgusted by it, probably better she is out of your life.

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jaydoes t1_ixt4d80 wrote

This seems a bit extreme on her part but I bet guys do creepy stuff like that.

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sirusfox t1_ixt4r4v wrote

I get that and such, but it wasn't like OP told her to grab the pants. She chose to do that on her own. It's OPs house, if he wants to jerk it, that's his business. It didn't involve the maid, until the maid made it involve her.

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FG88_NR t1_ixtn0vq wrote

She vaccumes, cleans the beds, and puts clothes away. It was cloth on the bed. I mean, did she have to touch it to know? Probably not, but OP did put his mess directly in the way of the normal tasks she does.

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poopie88 t1_ixu3x9q wrote

When I was housekeeping I was told if they leave stuff on the bed you don't make the bed.

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FG88_NR t1_ixuuuu3 wrote

When my fiancée did house cleaning work, that wasn't a rule for her. They cleaned like normal unless specifically told by the client to not worry about certain items or rooms.

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jaydoes t1_ixt52h2 wrote

Yes I'm with you. She should have left them alone.

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Ok_Rhubarb7652 t1_iy6fxck wrote

Her sole job is to clean his apartment

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jaydoes t1_iy6h6x4 wrote

I don't disagree with that but I'm sure people do creepy stuff to maids. She's maybe overreacting.

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Ok_Rhubarb7652 t1_iy6hf51 wrote

If I was just doing my job and somehow touched wet jizz I would be quitting and out of there too but I guess everyone has different limits lol

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jaydoes t1_iy6hzx2 wrote

And I think he should have warned her. At least say you might want to leave those be. Although now that I think about it I'm not sure why he just left them there. I would have immediately pushed them well down into the dirty clothes hamper exactly to avoid any potential embarrassing questions.

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