Time to find a new cleaning lady. Maybe a sexy maid service?

I can get another cleaning lady, but I think I lost a pretty good friend

I mean, she didn't need to touch the pants and if she's that disgusted by it, probably better she is out of your life.

Yeah, she definitely thinks you did it intentionally as some kind of kink.

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Think you can safely drop the "t" off of TIFU

This seems a bit extreme on her part but I bet guys do creepy stuff like that.

Pretty inappropriate and understandable that she wouldn’t want to come back. However she is a cleaning lady and shouldn’t be fazed by some things, including this. It’s probably more so that’s it’s you specifically rather than what you did, that bothered her the most.

I get that and such, but it wasn't like OP told her to grab the pants. She chose to do that on her own. It's OPs house, if he wants to jerk it, that's his business. It didn't involve the maid, until the maid made it involve her.

Yes I'm with you. She should have left them alone.

well not really, she is a cleaning lady and she touched pants on a dudes bed, if she's grossed out by cum she's not much of a cleaning lady lol

yeah something doesn't seem right with the whole story really.

Totally made up lol

She vaccumes, cleans the beds, and puts clothes away. It was cloth on the bed. I mean, did she have to touch it to know? Probably not, but OP did put his mess directly in the way of the normal tasks she does.

People seem to have a weird notion on what cleaning ladies are doing...

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There's a mess for you to tidy up

She didn’t know what pants were?

Just find someone else bro. It’s over.

It's kind of disturbing that you're OK with having semen stained shorts just on your bed like that.

When I make a mess, my first instinct is to clean it, not to just throw it on my bed and forget about it.

That thought process/nonchalance may be the reason why they have a cleaning lady in the first place.

When I was housekeeping I was told if they leave stuff on the bed you don't make the bed.

Easy fix, do not masturbate when you know some will be at your home in a few minutes.

That's some 15yo stuff, be serious.

Still gave me a good chuckle though!

Doesn’t sound like she’s cumming back I’m afraid

When my fiancée did house cleaning work, that wasn't a rule for her. They cleaned like normal unless specifically told by the client to not worry about certain items or rooms.

The T stands for "Three weeks ago".

Sounds like some type of context is missing or your just typed out the play by play of a xrated video… also you should probably change your diet if your semen smells that bad.

She was probably put off because you left the nasty shorts exactly where she would see them, especially if nothing else was out of place in your room. Almost like a setup type feel.

Her sole job is to clean his apartment

I don't disagree with that but I'm sure people do creepy stuff to maids. She's maybe overreacting.

If I was just doing my job and somehow touched wet jizz I would be quitting and out of there too but I guess everyone has different limits lol

And I think he should have warned her. At least say you might want to leave those be. Although now that I think about it I'm not sure why he just left them there. I would have immediately pushed them well down into the dirty clothes hamper exactly to avoid any potential embarrassing questions.