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OriginalName483 t1_ixs0rtt wrote

Alternate timeline, she recently had surgery and you found a stitch/ staple/ fastener. You shredded and ripped out her uterus or something because for some reason you thought yanking things out of people without saying a single word was a reasonable thing to do.

Who the fuck yanks on things with no understanding or warning

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MaccGawd t1_ixsg0dt wrote

Exactly. The whole premise of this story is wild. In what world does anybody rationally think this way?

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tcarp458 t1_ixshu9h wrote

I don't think anyone would be having sex with fresh stitches

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OriginalName483 t1_ixsi703 wrote

Then I think you drastically underestimate the intersection of horny, drunk, and people who make unwise decisions.

Case and point, some people think it's perfectly fine to rip things out of people. That's WAY scarier and less defensible than letting someone finger you before you're sure your stitches finished desolving

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Shewantstheglock22 t1_ixskg8h wrote

My ex screwed his baby momma the day after she gave birth, while she had stitches. She got an infection, and he got dumped for cheating on me.

People do dumb shit.

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Invictrix t1_ixsp2cq wrote

That's what I came here to say and you already said it so thank you. I find it absolutely creepy that someone's first instinct would be to yank on something internal.

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