TIFU by not taking my time while manscaping

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z7gibv in tifu

This happened a few years ago. I had been talking to this chick for a few weeks now. We made plans one weekend and were finally gonna hookup. She had mentioned before how she likes a clean shave down there, something i never did before. I decided to try it, see how it looks. So its the night we're going out, im running late. I told myself to be patient and take my time. I started out with scizzors, just a few minutes into it i lose my patience. So i started going faster and ended up cutting into my ballsack. It hurt like a mf, it bled so i jumped in the shower. By the time i was done it wasnt bleeding so much. I was able to finish the job. We went out and smashed at the end of the night. I told her about it in the morning and we laughed.

TLDR i was in a rush while manscaping and cut my ballsack before a date. Be patient and take your time

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Rare_Geologist_4418 t1_iy6g17l wrote

Cutting anything while shaving sucks - but the sack must be even worse.

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pabstblueribbin t1_iy6jo0g wrote

Sometimes when I’m cleaning up the boys I have to stop and tell myself to slow down. Experience has made me cocky

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[deleted] OP t1_iy6r2e4 wrote

r/TIF instead of r/TIFU

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Lord_Jefe t1_iy94lja wrote

I did the same, so after a few months, I tried naïr, which was more painful. Go to google & find nail & waxing salons, call them & ask if they take males & how much is it. And if you’re afraid you’ll get an erection, the esthetician will not only be used to it, but appreciate it as it makes it easier to wax the weeds climbing the tree.

I did it for around 2 years. It hurts less than the nair, or sweating on your sack with an open cut. I only stopped due to the $.

And before anyone cracks jokes about “The 40 Year Old Virgin” the only thing I ever had pain while waxing was my back, & it hurt too bad to continue. The bald professor & his 2 grad students hurt far less. Also - get your crack done too. It makes wiping your ass after pooping effortless.

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