mfiirk t1_ixmhokb wrote on November 24, 2022 at 3:56 PM

It could be worse, I once stumbled over my words and ended up telling my girlfriend (now wife) “I want you inside of me”.

Was a weird one to try to explain.

[deleted] t1_ixn3rws wrote on November 24, 2022 at 6:32 PM

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DaedalusRaistlin t1_ixopwbq wrote on November 25, 2022 at 2:28 AM

Maybe it's Eileen.

kelroe26 t1_ixppok3 wrote on November 25, 2022 at 9:15 AM

Maybe she's Japanese and her name is Irene

IICoffeyII t1_ixmmf2p wrote on November 24, 2022 at 4:30 PM

Don't have to hide it, she's your wife. Just tell her you want her to wear a strap on dude. 👍

mfiirk t1_ixmtb9b wrote on November 24, 2022 at 5:19 PM

While I wouldn’t exactly call us vanilla, role reversal has never been our thing. But I knew this comment was coming and got the expected chuckle anyway.

Kudos.

JeffroCakes t1_ixnqn0m wrote on November 24, 2022 at 9:23 PM

I called mine’s eyes blue instead of brown for some goddamn reason. I was about as flabbergasted as her.

userhvfegcd t1_ixnx66p wrote on November 24, 2022 at 10:15 PM

don’t see anything wrong with that lol

Punk_Says_Fuck_You t1_ixo94av wrote on November 24, 2022 at 11:56 PM

You should try it. It’s fun.