Submitted by flaskextinguisher t3_z45l6x in tifu
winyawinya t1_ixpjq3i wrote
> but luckily no one was seriously hurt
Hi no one!
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixpk578 wrote
Haha, I did say "seriously"... It's just a little black eye and a light burn. I'm sure they'll both all healed in a couple days.
Hm4585 t1_ixplxja wrote
Weeks*
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixpm2uo wrote
Are you sure? I was reading that a normal black eye only takes like a week to heal up and the burn is very minor, didn't even blister.
Hm4585 t1_ixpm6ib wrote
Well it depends. I was mostly joking but at the same time I wasn’t.
You’re going to have a mark for at least a mark. Everyone I’ve seen with a black eye had never fully healed in a few days
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixpme57 wrote
>You're going to have a mark for at least a mark.
Did you mean a week? Or a month?
Hm4585 t1_ixpmg3s wrote
Week. Autocorrect sucks at times
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixpmwwf wrote
Understood. Respectfully, I hope you're wrong and that it heals a lot quicker than that. I don't want to walk around looking like Quasimodo for the next week
Hm4585 t1_ixpoj33 wrote
50% chance I’m wrong. I’m just saying this stuff based on what I’ve seen. I’ve seen 2 black/purple eyes. I’m not very reliable
I_Thot_So t1_ixq2a63 wrote
This is not a normal black eye. A normal black eye is swollen right away but usually doesn’t look fully bruised until the next day.
Think of the number of color changes a bruise goes through. How it looks small when it’s purple, but when it’s in the green phase, somehow it continues to spread. This is not a couple days. This is a couple weeks.
Put ice on it now and any time you aren’t working. Keep your head elevated above your heart. The inflammation itself will take a few days to go down, but that bruise is epic.
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixq4fhl wrote
So are you saying it's going to continue to spread over the next few weeks? I was kind of hoping that the bruise would be isolated to my upper eyelid
I_Thot_So t1_ixq4l4t wrote
Dude. None of us are doctors. I’m speaking from the experience of a full grown adult who has had many types of bruises and seen people with “normal” black eyes. It’s pure anecdotal.
I’m just saying this will not go away in a couple days.
Go to the damn doctor.
whatproblems t1_ixqt3zl wrote
poor no one has such luck
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