Submitted by flaskextinguisher t3_z45l6x in tifu
TheLaGrangianMethod t1_ixprcia wrote
Reply to comment by flaskextinguisher in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Yup.
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixprgbg wrote
Like just the swelling or the bruising too? I was hoping all the bruising would at least have the decency to stay contained to my eyelid, but I'm worried it'll spread below my eye. What do you think?
SLAVA_STRANA541 t1_ixps3xs wrote
It’s gonna get a tad worse before it gets better, just tell everyone at work you walked into a door as your new boyfriend sits in a dark corner slowly nodding his head
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixpsdyp wrote
Haha, not in any relationship right now. I can't imagine having a black eye is going to help my chances either lol
tmccrn t1_ixrxr3q wrote
It will… here is a time lapse of a healing black eye
It won’t make you feel better, but it will hopefully spare you from nasty surprises
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