Error_Loading_Name t1_iycesgk wrote on November 30, 2022 at 10:35 AM

That was quite a ride (much like you on the Pegasus, or like the video on the phone).

Your folks sound like they want to be supportive but just got you in an awkward position. Luckily it wasn't with your pants down, so to speak. Be glad they were open to finding out who you are instead of berating you for it.

Some day you will be able to look at them in the eyes again, and maybe even joke about this, but for now be glad it went as well as it did and always put your phone face down with sound off when going to sleep.

NakedByNight OP t1_iycggai wrote on November 30, 2022 at 10:59 AM

>always put your phone face down with sound off when going to sleep.

And also stick to porn that's not longer than Titanic.

twsedf8 t1_iycyrkn wrote on November 30, 2022 at 2:08 PM

Or you’ll go down with the ship, so to say…

lilcheezzyy t1_iyczhd6 wrote on November 30, 2022 at 2:13 PM

I'd like a porn of someone going down on the ship.

Irradiatedspoon t1_iydj14n wrote on November 30, 2022 at 4:31 PM

Loud horn noises

[deleted] t1_iyd43wx wrote on November 30, 2022 at 2:49 PM

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grafknives t1_iydhlqb wrote on November 30, 2022 at 4:21 PM

> And also stick to porn that's not longer than Titanic.

Mom, dad. Yes, I was watching gay porn. But it was for the plot. It was 4 hours long!

aussie_nub t1_iyf9pqv wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:22 PM

What parents should have done:

"Hey son, can you please turn off your porn. You're not in trouble but we still need to discuss this later, but for now, turn it off and get some sleep."

Regroup and have the conversation about the content the next day. Also about porn consumption in general.