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khalamar t1_iwmddx6 wrote

And then they looked in the bag and saw the plug.

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LeanOnGreen t1_iwnftqd wrote

What a load of bull. Brand new reddit account this is only post. 20f posts something sexual. Already had the Onlyfans link in her profile.

She's just drumming up business for her online prostitution.

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Dry_Ask5493 t1_iwml48v wrote

You couldn’t just leave?

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Odd_Ad_2805 t1_iwml0ro wrote

Should have told them you had pierced privates.

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dmomo t1_iwnqg3z wrote

These only fan click bait posts are getting stupid.

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___Phreak___ t1_iwmfhmv wrote

Wtf did they make you take it out. Creepy as fuck.

Next time tell them it's a mental plate from an operation and let them pat you down

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Dallenforth t1_iwmgiwr wrote

Why are you advocating for public indecency

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Chrono_Constant3 t1_iwmhn0z wrote

Dude, your profile is filled with incestuous horny manga. What the fuck are you on about?

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Dallenforth t1_iwml4bt wrote

I think there's a clear difference between posting hentai on the internet in the appropriate sub for it and wearing a butt plug in public. Do you think people should be allowed to masturbate in public?

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Chrono_Constant3 t1_iwmn0p5 wrote

So you think posting incest (which is an actual crime most places) to a forum accessible by children is acceptable but a woman who has a butt plug in completely unbeknownst to anyone is a corrupting influence. Got it.

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Dallenforth t1_iwmuy5x wrote

I posted it in a restricted R18 subreddit over 5 months ago. Also the incest in question (which I think there was only 1 title that had it) is fictional.

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danielifico t1_iwmxj4e wrote

Most TIFU's are fictional, so no need to get that worked up lmfao

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Dallenforth t1_iwmxt5f wrote

I don't get how I'm the bad guy for saying you shouldn't wear a butt plug in public.

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TheScruffyStacheGuy t1_iwmzvpr wrote

What you seem to not understand is that the buttplug is concealed. Your post is publicly accessible. Masterbating in public and having an item concealed in an intimate place while in public is completely different. If op didn't walk through a metal detector no-one would've known. So masterbating in public isn't ok obviously, but a buttplug (you can find it strange but that's about it) is not the same thing. Would you consider a clitpiercing masterbation? Is a Prince Albert masterbation? Is smuggling cocaine in your ass masterbation? Is exposing yourself publicly ok as long as your not stimulating yourself? Is lighting your farts in fire for a funny video with your mates masturbation or just banter? Where do you draw the line, exactly? As long as no-one can see it and no-one is harmed by it, it should be ok right?

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Dallenforth t1_iwn1qoc wrote

My post is hidden behind 2 R18 verification walls, whoever accessing the content is 18 or they are breaking the law.

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___Phreak___ t1_iwp0dml wrote

No child, they're not breaking the law. Well, perhaps contact law, but they're certainly committing no crime.

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LeaveNoStonedUnturn t1_iwmmogz wrote

You should have just owned it. "Yes I'm wearing a butt plug, what's the problem?"

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revdre t1_iwmct7l wrote

😂best TIFU ever. What did your friend have to say?

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Bumblebee-Feeling t1_iwnt0g4 wrote

I can barely stand walking around with a turd in my rectum how the fuck are you walking around with a metal buttplug up your balloon knot?

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Electronic_Range_982 t1_iwo4szh wrote

Why are you running around with a butt plug in . Is this a new fashion trend?

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NotAllFemalesRWomen t1_iwn5mgi wrote

At least you're not a guy.

Instead of being embarrassed that people knew you're having a little naughty fun, a guy would feel embarrassed because people would think of him as a creep.

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McDummy t1_iwn9fs0 wrote

hilarious, gross, and stupid kinky.

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