😂best TIFU ever. What did your friend have to say?

And then they looked in the bag and saw the plug.

Some of you are weird as fuck bruh

Wtf did they make you take it out. Creepy as fuck.

Next time tell them it's a mental plate from an operation and let them pat you down

Glass houses my friend. Glass houses.

Why are you advocating for public indecency

TIL Museums can provide butt plug doggie bags.

Dude, your profile is filled with incestuous horny manga. What the fuck are you on about?

Should have told them you had pierced privates.

You couldn’t just leave?

I think there's a clear difference between posting hentai on the internet in the appropriate sub for it and wearing a butt plug in public. Do you think people should be allowed to masturbate in public?

You should have just owned it. "Yes I'm wearing a butt plug, what's the problem?"

So you think posting incest (which is an actual crime most places) to a forum accessible by children is acceptable but a woman who has a butt plug in completely unbeknownst to anyone is a corrupting influence. Got it.

Glass butt plug would have fixed this situation

Is "wearing" the right term?

Not that I have a better option.

Huh this story again

I posted it in a restricted R18 subreddit over 5 months ago. Also the incest in question (which I think there was only 1 title that had it) is fictional.

I thought I was having deja vu

Most TIFU's are fictional, so no need to get that worked up lmfao

I don't get how I'm the bad guy for saying you shouldn't wear a butt plug in public.

What you seem to not understand is that the buttplug is concealed. Your post is publicly accessible. Masterbating in public and having an item concealed in an intimate place while in public is completely different. If op didn't walk through a metal detector no-one would've known. So masterbating in public isn't ok obviously, but a buttplug (you can find it strange but that's about it) is not the same thing. Would you consider a clitpiercing masterbation? Is a Prince Albert masterbation? Is smuggling cocaine in your ass masterbation? Is exposing yourself publicly ok as long as your not stimulating yourself? Is lighting your farts in fire for a funny video with your mates masturbation or just banter? Where do you draw the line, exactly? As long as no-one can see it and no-one is harmed by it, it should be ok right?

My post is hidden behind 2 R18 verification walls, whoever accessing the content is 18 or they are breaking the law.

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At least you're not a guy.

Instead of being embarrassed that people knew you're having a little naughty fun, a guy would feel embarrassed because people would think of him as a creep.

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Enveloping would be suitable but it's a bit lush for daily conversation.

hilarious, gross, and stupid kinky.

Genital piercing jewelry usually doesn’t set off security alarms

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What a load of bull. Brand new reddit account this is only post. 20f posts something sexual. Already had the Onlyfans link in her profile.

She's just drumming up business for her online prostitution.

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These only fan click bait posts are getting stupid.

I can barely stand walking around with a turd in my rectum how the fuck are you walking around with a metal buttplug up your balloon knot?

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Why are you running around with a butt plug in . Is this a new fashion trend?

No child, they're not breaking the law. Well, perhaps contact law, but they're certainly committing no crime.

Holding?