Submitted by Disappear-1214 t3_z86q2z in tifu

FYI: happened like 2 months ago but just remembered this and regretted not posting it sooner.

So I like weed but have always preferred edibles to smoking. I usually get them from a friend of mine, but he moved out of the city so anytime I wanted some I had to wait for us to have a get together which can be infrequent.

At the time I was still living with my mum so I never wanted to try making any myself at home. Figured I’d be in university in a few months and could just wait till then. That was until I found out my mum was gonna be away for work for a week. I decided to give it a try since I’d have plenty of time to get rid of the smell before she got back.

So when you’re making edibles, the first thing MOST people do is decarb. This is basically you “activating” the THC so that when you infuse it into your oil/butter it’ll be stronger. You can do this in an oven. Different people recommended different amounts of time in the tutorials I’d been watching, but none were giving specific temperatures to decarb at.

I decided to just Google it and type Reddit at the end of the question, cause I trust you idiots for some reason. Turns out I was the dumb one cause I forgot that most people on this site are American, so I put my weed in the oven at around 250 Celsius instead of Fahrenheit for much longer than needed at that temp. £30 down the drain. I even still tried infusing the burnt cinders into the butter but then gave up cause I realised that was stupid.

Don’t do drugs kids.

TL;DR I burnt my weed on my first attempt at making edibles because I didn’t consider whether a redditors instructions were in Celsius or not.

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Dizzy_Divide_7528 t1_iya65q5 wrote

Sucks but it's a lesson learned. You won't let it happen a second time.

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cicglass t1_iyaaegq wrote

stoner moment.

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DannkHippo t1_iyanlsy wrote

How high were you at this point?

"You don't throw a bong, kid"

This quote sounds relevant, not sure if it is though..

Onto my actual 2 cents..

Rule#420 Timers, timers, TIMERS! I was a stoner and a chef for a long time. We've all burnt things. Timers are our friends. Even our phones have timers nowadays... sucks this burning was more expensive then others.. but alas, it is what it is. You learned something, so lose, win??

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Disappear-1214 OP t1_iyarhwo wrote

Oh no I was very sober at the time. I also did set a timer, just that by that point it was already burnt to a crisp. I guess my oven is really good at keeping in odours though cause I was in the kitchen the whole time and didn’t notice until it was too late

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