TIFU by losing a fight with myself

Submitted by crow_king_2 t3_yxkyay in tifu

Tifu by losing a fight with myself I was playing team hand ball (if you don't know what that is look it up) I went to score had my back to the goal tried to turn 180 instead I somehow swept myself of my feet landing horizontal on my right side I see stars in my right eye my left eye goes black the nurse on-site checked me out and recommended I go to immediate care my friend drives me there (as I might have a concussion) they tell me to sit down as there might be a wait 30 minutes later I get checked out they say I suffered a concussion and that my jaw and nose are swollen and say that I might have bleeding in my brain and that I need to get a CT scan they get the results nothing they tell me that for the next two weeks I will not be able to focus on things very well (don't know how that works) tldr lost a fight with myself getting a concussion

(Edit: I am on a phone so no punctuation i also dont care)

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Gargettk t1_iwphiix wrote

Seems like the fall has also impeded your ability to use punctuation 🤔

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TNellist t1_iwpkz9i wrote

Please re-edit with some punctuation, I nearly passed out trying to read that in the same breath without stopping.

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Azal_of_Forossa t1_iwsc1at wrote

Homie kicked his own ass and got a concussion and you're hating how he types lmfao

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stephan_aswan t1_iwrhc4t wrote

Grammar police were patrolling it seems

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Smirkydarkdude t1_iwsl7ob wrote

But you should see the other guy... who is also you.

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PsychologicalFan9269 t1_iwpod4u wrote

the bleeding in the brain caused u to lose ability to use grammar

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UnkaDee t1_iws4ecp wrote

This is impossible for me to read.

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Acps199610 t1_iwrkruh wrote

Ouch,

Speedy recovery man....

And update this post when you can? It's hard to read

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Squareses t1_iwrx98r wrote

I prefer Cormac McCarthy to this

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Mancitiss t1_iwu8zji wrote

I can read your story without punctuation, I guess I don't care about them when reading. Hope you will recover soon

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DarkBlueBear13 t1_ixkfeze wrote

Seriously, I mean it is not awesome, but what happened to the world. People are really whining and saying "This is impossible for me to read."

I know we've put a lot of emphasis on taking words that mean something and changing that meaning entirely, sometimes in opposite ways (the word "Literally" for example) but this is just ridiculous.

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