Submitted by ButterflyMountain656 t3_z6zp0i in tifu
SlytherinSilence t1_iy3wdj1 wrote
You’re young so I’m just gonna tell you what all young girls who are sexually active need to know: stop making pornstar noises. It’s unnecessary and ultimately ends up sounding like you’re faking it…. Because that’s what porn stars do. They’re acting because their work is a performance
No one should ever use porn as a guide for how their sex life should be. It’s ACTING
LuckyBastard8484 t1_iy3wv2d wrote
This. Get over yourself, OP. No one is impressed.
NA_nomad t1_iy3ywhy wrote
Some women are just very vocal, and sometimes these women make sounds that are very primal. It's just part of the experience of having sex with these kinds of women.
Jaygarrett1986 t1_iy3xw7c wrote
That’s a new gatekeeper 😂
illeaglex t1_iy3zkg6 wrote
Tell us you’re having boring sex without telling us you’re having boring sex…
SlytherinSilence t1_iy3zzkt wrote
If you need to scream bloody murder to the point that the police get involved just to have a good time in bed, there are deeper problems at bay lol.
Unlike you, I don’t make comments on things I don’t know shit about 😘
Edit: your downvotes are just proving me right. Ladies and gents, if your girl is screaming during sex, I hate to break it to you but she’s faking it. Denial is a powerful force I guess. But whatever, continue believing it until you end up with an std from the guy who’s actually fucking her good lmao
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SlytherinSilence t1_iy4hay8 wrote
Only in your dreams bud
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SlytherinSilence t1_iy56dxr wrote
At least you’d be experiencing something sexual 😂✌️ I’m out, my bf is coming home now 😉
swestsniper t1_iy5didx wrote
I feel sorry for him tbh
SlytherinSilence t1_iy5futz wrote
And I feel sorry for whoever you think or thought you’re pleasing because of the pornstar screams they make.
This is why dead bedroom relationships exist.
marvin565 t1_iy3x3ed wrote
Yes. That "oh yeah, oh yeah" nonsense is so off-putting. Just do you, because that is the person your partner wants to see.
floodums t1_iy3ylb4 wrote
Don't listen to these nerds
floodums t1_iy4fplm wrote
What's it like being the smartest person in the room talking down to everyone about things that don't matter?
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