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Bulldogge16 t1_iwqvh5v wrote

Never trust someone you’re paying when they tell you you’re packing, or how good looking you are. They know that’s what you wanna hear (it’s what we all wanna hear). They want repeat customers.

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Spiritual_Poo t1_iwst0wz wrote

Not bad advice, but possibly advice OP could stand to hear at a later time. Dude needs the win. Maybe finding out he doesn't have a tiny rod is the confidence boost he needs to get out there and get it done for real. He has his whole life ahead of him to find out he doesn't have a magnum dong, you know?

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PBlove t1_iwt2b5z wrote

The only exception is when they see it and say "NOPE! Not happening I have other jobs to do and I can't afford to not be able to walk."

I had a friend in college with that problem. Ladies wanted to "try him out" and all admitted it was painful and not fun. And he couldnt find an actual relationship, just got treated by a circus freak by the ladies.

Apparently being too big, is a big problem. (Happy ending he eventually found a hallway that fit. And we all joked about how fast her evential labor was.

"Kid just cralwed out" "Well having headroom to walk is nice" "X is larger then the baby, can't have been a problem." "Look at it this way X, neither of you could ever cheat on the other... I mean emotions aside its just not anatomically possible"

All in good fun, he got us back in turn.

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