skaapjagter OP t1_j23vqx6 wrote on December 29, 2022 at 1:52 PM

Reply to comment by cjeam in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter

The shits continued but less violent. So it's like a tennis ball trying to go through a hosepipe, somethings got to give.

And in this case it's my bum.

Trying to heal while still needing to go is hard. I think I'll be switching to soup for a while.

cjeam t1_j24101t wrote on December 29, 2022 at 2:35 PM

You might have given yourself an anal fissure too. Try a stool softener for a bit if soup varies, and stay well hydrated, and obviously eat a diet with consideration for your bum in mind!

skaapjagter OP t1_j24flus wrote on December 29, 2022 at 4:17 PM

Thank you for the info. I'll keep tabs on my brown eye.

DrG2390 t1_j2413q4 wrote on December 29, 2022 at 2:35 PM

Get a plastic inflatable donut from the pharmacy so you’ll be able to sit, get some Preparation H for potential hemorrhoids, and finally get some Aloe Vera to put on and around the hole. That should fix it pretty quick.

skaapjagter OP t1_j24foj1 wrote on December 29, 2022 at 4:17 PM

I wonder if it's going too far to ask the wife to apply the aloe Vera...