Yeah.

One year, just before Christmas, I ate a whole tin of cashews. did you know cashews are mostly fat and fiber?

Woke up in the night gagging on a horrible stink. Looked at teh dog, Bear, and let him know my displeasure. Worried about his stomach, I made him go outside. Oddly, he had no issues, so I figured he had to poop.

Went back to bed.

It wasn't the dog. I was producing constant scalding greasy farts that felt like they were leaving a rancid fog in the air. It was me, all a long.

Feeling bad, I went to let Bear back in.

He refused.