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kappsylen t1_j2dl6ce wrote

What have we learned today? When you're giving the banisters head, make sure you have the lubricant ready from the start.

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[deleted] OP t1_j2dmqb3 wrote

The banisters are selfish lovers

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shoulda-known-better t1_j2ew1af wrote

Just be glad it was only family that saw..... my dumbass 4yr old self was dared to stick my head through the cookie hole at the grocery store and definitely got stuck in the glass hole..... my dad was so mad and the firefighters kept feeding me cookies to calm me down! Haha

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thisusedyet t1_j2exghw wrote

Not the best idea... those firefighters may have just encouraged you to keep shoving your head through the jar, because 'hey, free cookies!' :P

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shoulda-known-better t1_j2ey2ma wrote

Oh it was worse then that.... not a jar it was a circle cut out of the entire bakery display case (I was meant to reach in by hand) but I heard my brother say the magic words.... "do it you won't" and I definitely did..... it took about 4 hours for them to cut the glass out of the display then cut a chunk out so I was free!! (Might not have been that long but certfelt like it!!

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