TIFU by discharging bladder fluid in my girlfriends daughters suitcase

Submitted by frogger001 t3_zzfw48 in tifu

I’m in Japan with my girlfriend, her daughter and her mother for vacation. Last night my girlfriend and I went out to go have some drinks and took part in an “all you can drink” package. Well, I have a tendency to sleep walk even when I’m not drinking but last night after coming back apparently I got up in the middle of the night, walked into the room of my gfs mother and daughter and proceeded to discharge bladder fluid in her suitcase. When I woke up I thought it was a dream until my gf told me she got a text from her daughter saying I peed in her suitcase. I’m mortified. They are cool about it but I told the daughter I’m taking her shopping today. This is unusual of me but fuck me…..

Also what is this 750 minimum character bullshit. I literally fucked up today and it doesn’t take 750 characters to explain why in a fuck up.

TL:DR discharged bladder fluid in my girlfriends daughters suitcase

Edited for the fourth time cus some words get me automatically removed.

Edit number who knows what: why I didn’t just say pee…there’s a dumb fucking rule that states any posts about pissing or peeing, it gets automatically removed, which mine did.

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Ben_Thar t1_j2beybc wrote

Sitting on the toilet getting rid of butt fluid as I read this

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Flossthief t1_j2bfa1t wrote

I was wondering why the hell you phrased it was "discharging bladder fluid"

But then I saw the edit

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sweetlikeoleanders t1_j2bgqm2 wrote

i thought he had a bladder bag and spilled it in the suit case, who the hell says, "bladder fluid" 💀

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SethHrab t1_j2c5o2j wrote

I had to make some chemical changes and neuron signals within my skull organ to start to comprehend what you meant.

Once the realization was made I simultaneously fired off more neuron signals to facillitate movement of arm and hand meat and rubber bands in order to make my booger hooks form groupings of letters of the English language in order to bring a skull organ communication from me to you, and that's that it was fucking stupid that you didn't just say "i peed"

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elizabethjanet t1_j2cabcd wrote

Bladder fluid? You mean urine? Weird.

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Typ1calAs1an123 t1_j2bdb3y wrote

you need to get to a doctor asap

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little_loup t1_j2bpq7k wrote

For sleepwalking? Meh...not really a "seek help immediately" situation.

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Shinado_Akimu t1_j2bvh9p wrote

True, just wait until you sleep walk into a doctor's office.

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