Submitted by coquetteillumi t3_zopegx in tifu

my cousin (f18) and i (f19) decided to go on a late night walmart run before i go back home for christmas holidays.

as we typically do on our walmart excursions (because we only ever go because we’re bored), we just walked around the whole store grabbing whatever we wanted or needed. as a teenage girl, it is no surprise to anyone that when i saw an at home instant boba kit for $8 (and enough ingredients to make 3 things of bubble tea), that my broke college student ass threw that right in the cart without a second thought.

i decided to make the boba when we arrived back at our grandparent’s house. i followed the instructions on the package, starting by mixing the milk tea powder with hot water then adding the boba, which was all stuck together in this tiny vacuum sealed bag. after that it said to microwave the already hot tea for 45 seconds. i put the homemade boba in a bowl because i was worried it would boil over while spilling tea everywhere in the process.

had to use oven mitts to take the bowl out of the microwave, stuck it in the fridge for a few minutes, spilled everywhere pouring it into a glass and the boba texture was disgusting they tasted like bread, milk tea part was manageable at best.

now im a broke college student with a broken heart and am $8 poorer because of this horrible mistake.

tl;dr: wasted money on diy boba kit and ruined my grandparents countertop

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RollerRocketScience t1_j0o88em wrote

Ok, so if the pearls are hard, you can boil them on the stove to make them chewy instead of microwaving. Basically you dump them in boiling water and then when they float instead of sinking they're almost ready. What's the kit?

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coquetteillumi OP t1_j0o91bs wrote

thank you i’ll keep that in mind and possibly try again tmr when i get home lol ! but the brand is j-basket

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RollerRocketScience t1_j0o9w3p wrote

Ok, so it looks like they should be normal tapioca pearls. So you can try a stove boil and strain, then rinse in cold water to stop the cooking and get some of the starch off. Try adding about half as much milk tea powder to either warm milk, or a mix of fresh brewed tea and milk. That'll probably help significantly.

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clandahlina_redux t1_j0o7v08 wrote

You have get a pack that makes 4-5 from Trader Joe’s for $5 or so. Much better, I’m sure.

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coquetteillumi OP t1_j0o7zhk wrote

i’m canadian so don’t have trader joes unfortunately but will ask my dad and stepmom to pick me some up next time they go🥲🥲

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hardolaf t1_j16ptj1 wrote

Trader Joe's is just the brand name for Aldi Nord in the USA. I believe that Canada has either Aldi Nord or Aldi Sud at least in the major cities.

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