TIFU by hitting my boyfriend in the balls

Submitted by midnghtsquattr t3_zvmsts in tifu

Christmas came and went great and last night we invited our friends over for some drinks. I ended up getting pretty drunk, not quite typical for me, and we were all having a great time. Well everyone is sitting on the couch and i’m sitting on some beanbags lower than the coffee table and couches, and my viewpoint is a little screwed. My boyfriend gets up and goes behind me to the fridge and when he comes back i see him in my peripheral like he’s about to throw something at me. well i flinch and end up jerking my arm right into his dick which is eye level cause i have terrible terrible reflexes. He immediately doubled over and our friends start making fun of me while my boyfriend goes into the bathroom. I go silent and eventually our friends leave while my boyfriend is still in the bathroom. i just sit there and cry and cry and couldn’t keep it together for the rest of the night. my partner forgave me as it truly was an accident but i just feel like i ruined everything and that i fucked it all up like usual (i’m very clumsy and have terrible reflexes and i usually break things or fall constantly when even sober and it’s one of my biggest insecurities).

TL;DR i accidentally ghit my boyfriends balls and ended up ended our christmas day with my crying and him in pain.

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screamas t1_j1pwyvz wrote

You didn't fuck anything up, your boyfriend was fine and it was an accident. I'm sure your friends don't think you truly ruined anything. Otherwise they're not very good friends. If this happened to me, yeah it might be painful for a bit but I'd just laugh it off.

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HoboSamurai t1_j1pz5ij wrote

Look on the bright side, you didn’t break anything this time

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SaveAnimalsEatVegans t1_j1q162x wrote

You didn't ruin anything ...you just made a hilarious memory for the future, at his expense. Ha! Kidding. Don't be too hard on yourself. It was an accident - but if you feel bad, I'm pretty sure you can find a way to make it up to him.

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NungaFakeer t1_j1q7qy0 wrote

FML. Similar situation which happened a month ago. Getting into it with her on top. She asked me to slap her ass, and so i obliged. Harder still, again i did. She asked for a third time, except this time i nailed one of my testicles with an overarching finger.

I immediately turned towards the affected side throwing her off my bed and onto the tiled floor. I hit myself so hard that i was worried i might have to check myself into emergency. It hurt for a month straight. She's fine too.

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OkVolume1 t1_j1qd4re wrote

You jingled his bells on Christmas.

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AlternativeNo4606 t1_j1thm41 wrote

I’m so curious if u have been diagnosed w dyspraxia or proprioception issues! It might b worth checking into. I’m so sry this happened. 🫠

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