Submitted by Worldly_Ad_6243 t3_zqbber in tifu
So I have COVID. After 2 years of avoiding the bastard, it finally got me. Now I know how it probably feels to have that snail catch up with you.
Anyways, for some reason I have an insanely throbbing sore throat, this stings like I've swallowed a pack of razor blades, and because of the virus, I have to self-isolate from the rest of my household, which has left me bored and under stimulated, even with all my games.. So, I decided that to cure my boredom, I will entertain my mouth with flavours, so I brought up some Oreos, Custard creams, jam biscuits, and last but not least, a glass of Lemonade.
After chowing down on some of the biscuits, I decide to take a swig of the Lemonade. BIG. FUCKING. MISTAKE. This shit set my throat on fire like a mixtape meme from 2014, it HURT like hell. As a matter of fact it's been about an hour and the only reason it's not as excruciating anymore is because I've just been microdosing with icy water to calm it down. Now I don't know what to do with this glass of Lemonade that I still have, because I can't put it in the fridge otherwise it may contaminate the fridge, and I don't want to throw it out because that'd be a huge friggin waste.
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TL;DR drank lemonade with sore throat, stung really badly
ConvivialKat t1_j0xpjhs wrote
Just dump it down the sink, dude. It's ONE glass of lemonade, not a lifetime supply.