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Icouldusesomerock t1_j2978ut wrote

Damn that’s some pirate stuff right there. Probably thinks your captain Long John Dickweed

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Duality26 t1_j297hq4 wrote

Lol Scabbies isn't some life threatening disease, nor some crazy incurable STD.

It's a rash, you're life is far from over. Get a grip.

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Paranoia_Pizza t1_j297m5l wrote

Lol just go get the STD test and give her the clean bill of health once you get it.

Then text her being like "so is it the scabies or are you itching to see me again?" 😅

Edited to add - always use protection too!!

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Splyce123 t1_j297wvq wrote

Do you mean "scabies"? Because "scabbies" is an insult my Scottish father-in-law uses.

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Itchy-Profession-725 t1_j29n7uq wrote

If there was a god, I'm sure he would be hated For making bugs, this hell that was created Sit on a coat, put on a hat I am infested, it happens just like that I'm sure I hate 'em, there ain't no maybes Bodylice & crabs, headlice & scabies You take your pick They make me sick Well, I'll scratch until I bleed So there'll be scabs for me to pick....... -choking victim

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