I feel like translating this… “I’m a guy who got a bit horny and made out with a girl I friend zoned who isn’t really all that good looking, I’ve strung her along forever as a friend in case I ever got desperate but she’s not good enough to date. How do I keep her on the line without sealing the deal and damaging my rep!?”

Seriously though, a lot of really great relationships are founded from friendships. Just sayin. Also, she’s probably out of your league anyways.